The Heavens' Funeral Crew Gives You a Mysterious Past

The Myriad Worlds Funeral Group: Honest and trustworthy, never cheating anyone, young or old!

For just 20,000 yuan!

After you die, I'll travel alone across the myriad worlds and wade through the river of time.

I'll have the Heavenly Dao Sage, Yuanshi Tianzun, wield the Pangu Banner to tear apart chaos with its might, then forge your tombstone from billions of stars.

I'll commandeer a golden dragon of the Great Dao to pull your coffin!

The Chaos Pearl will evolve into a world to serve as your coffin!

The Buddha Tathagata, a quasi-sage, will kneel before your tombstone, weeping bitterly and chanting sutras to deliver your soul.

Finally, I'll have the Sage Nuwa wave the Demon Summoning Banner.

She'll command a hundred thousand demons to mourn you for three years.

"Everyone who attends your funeral will wonder whether you had a mysterious and awe-inspiring past!!"

"My name is Su Cheng, and I'm the head of the Myriad Worlds Funeral Group!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.