Pay Me Ten Billion: Have a Celestial Venerable See You Off at Your Funeral

Want to leave behind an experience the world will remember for a thousand years?

Want people to wonder whether you were secretly a powerful big shot during your life?

Want to have a mysterious and awe-inspiring past?

Come to Haoling Funeral Services. Pay 50,000 yuan, and the following will appear at your funeral:

An unlicensed Hongqi sedan, an old man in a Sun Yat-sen suit with a weathered expression, and twelve men in black suits and sunglasses, wearing wireless earpieces. They will watch in silence and bow deeply.

Pay 10 billion yuan, and the following will appear at your funeral:

The sun will shine for you at super-power output! Every temple and Buddha statue will chant mournful sutras for you! A strange flame will serve as the wick of your eternal lamp! Treasures from the myriad worlds will protect you and become your burial goods! A Heavenly Venerable will personally ride the clouds to carve your tombstone from an ancient stone of the Heavenly Court!

Place your order! Everyone who comes to pay their respects at your funeral will wonder whether you had a mysterious and terrifying past!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.