I Found a Bootleg Death Note!

One day, Xia Ren found a book called etonhtaed. The first page said that anything written in the book would become reality. At first, he thought it was someone's prank, but then he made an experimental wish: to become a time-stopping vampire who could overcome the sun. The book actually granted his wish. But why did the vampire only come with negative buffs? Why could he stop time for only a quarter of a second? And why did overcoming the sun mean having a cloud hanging over his head every time he went outside? He later learned that because his wish had been imprecise, being a vampire, stopping time, and overcoming the sun had become three separate things. Xia Ren himself didn't even know what kind of vampire he'd turned into. And after his wish came true, he had to grant the book a wish in return! The book's first wish was to marry a young lady named Xia Mengzhu. The most important thing was that, in order to make Xia Ren's wish seem plausible, the book created all kinds of implausible things to fill out the world's lore. Monsters, vampires, demons, and werewolves, all the creatures of fantasy became real. Just as Xia Ren thought the world was doomed, two mysterious giant statues appeared on Peach Blossom Island...