I'm a Pro Player Template, So Why Am I in a Girl Band?

This book will be available for purchase on April 3rd, next Friday. Please read it until then! There will be 12 chapters on the first day of release. If the first subscription exceeds my expectations, I will continue to release more chapters. I want everyone to feel my dragon power! 😤😤😤

Just a casual observer, here's my list of the greatest top laners in history, the Shanxi Tourism Ambassador, who loves Korean grilled pig's trotters, has a shy accent in his Chinese (too embarrassed to speak), and always seems to be bringing timely rain and a gentle breeze to every match. His 2020 Spring Split record was 0/9 with Aatrox, 0/7 with Sett, 3/8 with Lucian, 1/5 with Ornn, 0/5 with Jayce, and 2/6 with Kennen. His 2020 Summer Split record was 0/6 with Aatrox and 1/5 with Aatrox. His 2020 Mid-Season Invitational record was 2/18. His 2020 Playoffs record was 0/6 with Ornn and 1-11 with Kennen. His 2021 Spring Split record was 1/5 with Vayne, 0/5 with Jayce, 0/5 with Kennen, and 2/5 with Sion. TheShy has had too many disastrous performances. In the Spring Split, he was 0-7 three times by BIN and 369. In his first Summer Split opening game, he went 1-8. In the regular season finale and playoffs, he played against Ale (3-30) and Gwen (1-8 in a single game). I won't list all the other disastrous performances. Winning 2 BO5s in 6 seasons over 3 years, averaging 0.33333 BO5s per season, and 0.66666 BO5s per year. TheShy is too strong in the playoffs, with an overall BO5 record of 1/18/10. Time waits for no one. Back in his younger days, he had a record of 2/18. In the S10 BO5 against LGD, he had a record of 1/10. He dared to gank and feed non-stop. In the MSC, he went 2-18 in three games. Now he has a record of 1-18 in four games. In the Spring Split, he was beaten by BIN and 369 with 3 0-7-0 records in just over a month. In the Summer Split, he played two games against Ale in the regular season, and his overall record was 2-12. In the playoffs, he went 1-18 in four games. TheShy, the super top laner of the 2023 World Championship series, must be laughing.

The law is in chaos. He played two solo matches and his legs went weak. Next time, before he goes on stage, he'll be tied up in a hotel by dozens of band girls and they'll kiss him so hard they'll crush his pelvis. Then he'll know he's wrong. 😋

If you're going to recruit anyone, recruit a whole team, boss. It's too much not to recruit Qi Shen and Eve; it's pure team bullying. We should recruit girl groups in teams, otherwise it's too pitiful for the ones left out.

Does the old group have a female lead?

This wooden man still has the nerve to expose this? This match-fixing dog is causing a huge uproar. By the way, has your relationship with Professor Da Lu reached this point? You're just looking forward to things and breaking down on your own. Your behavior and thoughts are completely inhuman. No wonder Minami dislikes you. You've become mentally unstable and have given in to your whims.

You can't scold Xiaowei! 😢 Xiaowei's head will be spinning after being scolded 😵‍💫 Then she'll get angry 😡 And then she'll feel incredibly wronged 🥹 You can't treat Xiaowei like that ❤️ You have to talk to her nicely 😘 You also need to praise her for being well-behaved and sensible 🥰 Prepare delicious things for her 😋 She'll definitely behave and listen obediently 🫶 If you bully Xiaowei 🤜 she'll be sad and cry 😭 Her mood will become very low 😞 Why do you bully Xiaowei? 🥺 She'll also suffer internally 😣 Repeatedly reflecting on whether she didn't do enough 🫠 Xiaowei is so cute… ❤️ It makes me feel so depressed and upset. Those who are sullen should be thoroughly humiliated! 😋

The author of this novel, Nb, initially wrote a very weak and rambling piece, but after writing about the hatred between YKN and the protagonist, it was like a black flash – the subsequent male-female relationship became incredibly exciting and sensual. The bittersweet taste of love and hate is something only those who have experienced it can truly understand. #(Cute)

A man only cries 19 times in his life: NiKo's dream of the 2015 Clujnapoca Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2016 Columbus Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of playing at the 2017 Cologne Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2017 Atlanta Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2017 Krakow Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2018 Boston Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2018 London Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2019 Katowice Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2019 Berlin Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2021 Stockholm Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2022 Antwerp Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of winning RMR in Rio 2022 was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2023 Paris Major is shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2024 Copenhagen Major was shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2024 Shanghai Major is shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2025 Austin Major is shattered 😭 NiKo's dream of the 2025 Budapest Major was shattered 😭 Niko's dream of playing at the 2026 Cologne Major came true 😭 3-0 😭😭😭😭 Witnessing history 😭😭😭

Should we wind up the winding core?