This Really Is a Fake Immortal Sect!

"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm no immortal, and this isn't a real immortal sect! Everything I taught you was made up. It's all an illusion! There's no way you'll become true immortals!" Li Xiuxian roared at his disciples.

The disciples replied, "But we've all made it! See for yourself, Master."

With that, some flew on their swords, some vanquished demons, some moved mountains and overturned seas, and some unleashed Buddha's Wrath Fire Lotus...

"So stop pretending, Master. We all know you're the greatest true immortal alive. Otherwise, how could you have taught such excellent disciples as us?"

Watching his disciples display their various miraculous abilities, Li Xiuxian broke down. "No, I really was just trying to scam you out of your money at first! I never meant to teach you how to become immortals!"