Tracen Survival Guide

A player in a hurry to get home and play the Uma Musume mobile game gets taken down by a gray horse in real life. Then he winds up in the world of Uma Musume, where the story centers on Tracen Academy. Tracen? More like Trainwreck. Or maybe Tracen't. Either way, they're all equally ridiculous. In this world, Trainers have to deal with pressure from both work and life, as well as pressure from the Uma Musume under their care. Every year, Trainers end up in the hospital or retire to get married after their own horse girls force them into a horse jump.

"Torena, my basement's pretty spacious. You're welcome to move in.", Tokai Teio

"Torena-san, we're one in body and soul, right? Mejiro Castle's been built. Let's go vacation there together.", Mejiro McQueen

"Suzuka-san, why do you keep stealing Torena and Little Teio from me? If you take them both, what about me?", Grass Wonder

"Onii-sama, Rice won't give you to Curren Chan.", Rice Shower

"Tracen's waters run deep. You can't handle them, Torena. Come to Mars with me instead.", Gold Ship

The protagonist had planned to live a peaceful life in this world, but naturally, he couldn't escape this fate. (OOC warning. Weird story warning.)