The Senior Brother's Daily Reminder Assistant

One day, Fang Zimo, the senior disciple of the Tianjian Sect, suddenly remembered his past life on Blue Star and realized that this world was the setting of a derivative yandere gal game he'd once played. And wasn't he the first minor villain, the one who made things difficult for the protagonist as he grew stronger? "So I either get stabbed through the chest or beheaded? There's not even one halfway dignified way to die." An image of himself being cut down flashed through Fang Zimo's mind, and he felt like he was falling apart. Just then, the System that appeared in his mind gave him a glimmer of hope. Great! If the plot next door is anything to go by, having a System is like having a dad! I, Fang Zimo, am about to reach the pinnacle of life, become a legend of the Immortal Realm, rule over it, and be an emperor for the ages.

[Ding! This System has a message for its Host. Please answer as soon as possible.]

Great! Let me guess: a spin wheel for cultivation rewards, or a shop where I can trade for ancient treasures?

[Your Daily Water Reminder Assistant is now online! After seeing this reminder, please put down what you're doing and drink a glass of water. With this System's help, become a health-conscious person who drinks eight glasses of water a day~]

"Uh..." Fang Zimo picked up his cup, took a sip, and smiled. "So you're just telling me to go die, huh?"