Live Treasure Appraisal: You Elf Can't Breed!

Live Treasure Appraisal: You Elf Can't Breed!

by Milk Big Banana

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Ch. 698Giratina and Dialga, Both Hatched! the Anchor Suddenly Went into the Sea? Divine Beast Intelligence is Coming!
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About This Novel

Treasure appraisal anchor Ye Yinchuan woke up and found that he had traveled through the parallel world of Pokémon. He could not even feed his little Kirby. He decided to make his first pot of gold with his skills, but found that he had awakened the live broadcast treasure appraisal system... Pokémon are treasures too, so why aren't they interested in learning about them? "Friend Bao, you can't breed with your strength! Have you ever heard of Super Male Syndrome?" "What? Your house smells like grass? Don't throw it away yet! Congratulations on evolving!" "Your Squirtle keeps stretching its neck? Why don't you try sealing the top of the water tank? What he's talking about is a tortoise!" "Nidoran resists breeding? You can't force this... Stop it! This is a heterochromatic Nidoran!" It didn't take long for Ye Yinchuan's live broadcast to become popular all over the Internet and he became the first person to identify elf treasures!

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Agni Has No Book to Read12mo ago

Thanks to Speaker Cricket Man for sending 33 commemorative tickets [doge] (poof) Speaker Cricket Man, I laughed every time I read it, Speaker Cricket Man? ? Speaker Cricket, do you look like a hero? Do you look like a hero? You are also a cricket man with a speaker. It's a huge difference. After you evolve for a while, come back again, ah. Or do you have a few speakers? Ah, I saw a weak Pokémon and asked me to help him. Do you have the strength to help him? Ah? Didn't you get directly crushed by others when you went up there? ? What else can I help? I won't even say that Dolphin Man is in a situation in the sea and encounters danger or other bullies, such as this... Chihouba is bullying others. He is bullying this and this... Mililong. Then this Dolphin Man goes up and asks me to help! It turns out that Mi Lilong is controlling this Chihouba. Ah, sorry for the mistake. Right? Then this is such a hero of justice (?) What can a speaker cricket do? Still going to be a hero? You need that kind of strength to be a hero. You don't have the same muscles as anyone else. Look at their muscles. They are quite developed. Do you see that? ? The attack power is one hundred and sixty. Did you see your attack power? You are not as high as anyone except two. (Two), you are not as high as him when multiplied by two. I'll be honest. Can the attack power of the Speaker Cricket be doubled to reach 160? It can't be right? It seems not possible.

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Nanli Old Dream14mo ago

Regarding the super male syndrome, which only shows lower IQ and increased physical fitness, it is wrong to say that he is born a bad breed. I suggest changing the name. Regarding the individual value, I don't know how the author set it, but the natural individual value of Pokémon increases and decreases around the racial value. Training increases the upper limit rather than reaching the upper limit. Regarding picking up Kirby, the protagonist graduated from high school. I think high schools do not teach basic knowledge about Pokémon. The protagonist only found out that Pokémon can be eaten two days after picking up Kirby. This is outrageous. This is not some trivial knowledge. When thinking of Kirby, isn't the first reaction that it can be eaten?

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柠檬味香蕉牛奶18mo ago

Regarding the modifications, apology, and some clarifications on Chapters 22 and 23

1. After seeing the feedback from readers about this plot, I went from being "controversial" at the beginning to now that I really understand that it is "self-indulgent and toxic" and affects everyone's reading experience. I recognize the problem and I'm sorry. Those who spoke out must be haters. Most people may find it uncomfortable and abandon the book, or choose to read it again before making a decision. I re-edited several chapters, deleted the "funding" part, and deleted about a thousand words, hoping to optimize the reading experience. Avoid the protagonist "Madonna" who "makes a fool of herself". I will try to avoid it in the future. The readers who commented are indeed right, and I am very grateful for your voice. For specific implementation, I will revise it after the 30 chapters are updated to avoid insufficient word count, which will affect the storage of new books and affect promotion and performance. 2. I saw some readers "quarreling" in the comment area because of the setting. All I can say is that everyone reads books to relax. There are some conflicts in the Pokémon setting itself, or the game and anime are different. This book will try its best to justify itself, and some of what everyone said will also be used as a reference. I don't want too much violence to appear in this everyday, light-hearted novel. Therefore, I will not take sides, and I will consider and consider the settings myself. Of course, everyone is encouraged to share some interesting settings. The author is also in the process of learning when writing this fanfic. For example, some people say that the Sun Elf evolves with intimacy, and it is not right to use the Sun Stone, even if it is set to the Awakening Stone. This is indeed what I take for granted, the sun elf is equal to the sun stone. I will verify it and modify it. 3. In addition, if you have any suggestions or feel inappropriate, you can always put them forward and I will pay attention to them. Of course, I hope to read the new book, thank you! As long as my grades are passable, I will finish the book well!

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White Night 201216mo ago

Didn't the anchor say that he wanted to promote the old man who sells cakes? He also said that he would eat it every day, but I saw that there was no more.

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Silver Pasar12mo ago

What should I say? After reading it, I felt that what you wrote, author, is like an animal novel in Pokémon skin. In reality, Yusanjia, which costs 1,000 yuan, probably can't even afford an ordinary dog.

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Heaven and Earth Are Infinite, Yin and Yang Are Constantly Changing15mo ago

It's quite satisfactory, mainly because the individual value is too important. Normally, a person with a low individual value can become very powerful through training (it doesn't mean that the individual value can change, the individual value is eternal and determined from the beginning), but in this novel, it is not obvious. Instead, the individual value is raised to determine the future of the Pokémon. Factors make this book more biased towards games rather than reality. You must know that the setting of Pokémon is that everything is possible. The game needs to be balanced, so it has these restrictions, and reality should not have these restrictions. It is a normal value instead of saying that if it is lower, your Pokémon will not be good, and if it is higher, your Pokémon will be awesome.

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Xianxia_ca17mo ago

It's good to watch, but just live-streaming treasure appraisals is a bit monotonous. I also want to watch some Pokémon battles, or collect some awesome Pokémon.

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燃起来了呀13mo ago

Super good looking, at least in this area

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Book Friends 20230315967_dc16mo ago

Seeing it now, the overall rhythm is very good and the content is very warm.

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Book Friends 202306052058749mo ago

This book is so "right". You, the author, have such good views. I will support you for 600 minutes during the limited period.

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[Elf Text·pokémon·beast Control Text]
4,695797

[Recommendation: 80] [Category: Elf Literature] It combines the world view of Pokémon, live streaming, treasure identification elements and system cheats. The protagonist Ye Yinchuan travels to a parallel world where humans and Pokémon coexist, and starts a new life as a debt-ridden anchor. He accidentally awakened the "live broadcast treasure identification system" and obtained the "treasure identification eye" that can see through the hidden information of Pokémon. Through the live broadcast room, he can identify the qualifications, characteristics, health problems and even evolutionary potential of the Pokémon for the audience. The plot revolves around his use of systematic abilities to solve various bizarre cases, such as revealing the genetic defect of super male arm strength, identifying the gender misunderstanding of heterochromatic Nidoran, guiding ammonite beasts to extend their lifespan, and even using Pokémon knowledge to solve "infidelity" incidents. As the popularity of the live broadcast soared, Ye Yinchuan counterattacked from a low-level anchor to "the first person to identify Pokémon treasures." At the same time, the heart-warming interaction with the little Kirby, the confrontation with the professional trainer, and the exploration of the unsolved mysteries of the Pokémon world further enriched the story. The novel is promoted in the form of a unit drama, integrating professional knowledge and funny daily life, and is both popular science and entertainment.

My Pokémon Ranch Story
Elf Live: Who Said This Pokémon is Useless?
I'm so Charming, You Want Me to Raise Pokémon?
Who is Going to Tame This Ever-changing Monster!
A Very Subjective Pokémon/pokémon/pokemon Fan Book List
1,1837319

Recommended: ★☆ Urban Pokémon 214W words. It's equivalent to a city live broadcast treasure appraisal approving Pokémon skins. The plot of the novel and the animation are too synchronized, making it a bit hard to watch.

Lord of the Manor in the Elf World
Elf: Ore Master, My Elf is Too Outrageous
Elf Live: Who Said This Pokémon is Useless?
Elf: Start with Five Snake Bears and Pick Them to Become the Champion
Dahan Library
214

The name is quite strange, but the writing is really good, Liang Cao

I Have a World of Cultivating Immortals
Two Realms: Don't Call Me Evil!
Live Treasure Appraisal: You Elf Can't Breed!
I Teach Kendo in the Ninja World
A Multi-flavored Book List, Find Books to Read in the Book Shortage
09

Some time ago, live broadcast of treasure identification videos was quite popular. This one combines treasure identification with Pokemon. It's interesting in the early stage, but loses its appeal in the later stage due to aesthetic fatigue. If you look at it freshly, the later stage is no different from ordinary elf writing.

Pokémon Modifier
Live Treasure Appraisal: You Elf Can't Breed!
This Assassin is Aboveboard
The Number One Player in the Soul Palace

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