I Only Make Bad Movies

I read the last book, Lu Ergou, and to be honest, I like this one better. It was really fun to read a total of 20 chapters in one go, and I kept laughing throughout the whole process. "Successful Learning" was really fun to read, and it was not awkward at all. The only books that I enjoyed reading were only in the early and middle stages of Xiuliao. But I was really convinced by the author's name. When I saw that I really didn't want to be famous, I really had no desire to click on it. I don't know why. If I hadn't heard about the book, I would have missed it. When I saw the title of this book, I had no desire to read it. Fortunately, I saw that the author is Wu Maxing. ^Ω^

The decoration company owed Lao Zhou wages, and then there was a dispute. Lao Zhou picked up the child abandoned by Tony. Because the child rushed to the owner of the decoration company's house and wanted his wages back, which caused further conflicts and caused a fire. When the workers came to save people, they all chose to pretend that they were invisible. One of the workers wanted to stop working and sell pancakes. Lao Zhou fled to the countryside and never entered the city again. The owner of a decoration company died. The company went bankrupt and former employees reported various violations. The owner's son became a plumber in the future. More than ten years later, the child who was picked up went to school in the city. The school was the only defaulting party that still owed decoration fees to the bankrupt decoration company. There is a barber shop outside the school owned by the biological father who abandoned the child. There is a pancake stall, which is inherited by the son of a former worker who changed his career. Please help others add to the plot... The robber, the policewoman, the security principal, the adopted former school beauty, and then the heroine who has no sense of existence... (By the way, if the author can really write a script for this absurd drama and film it, it would be very exciting. If there are good actors to play it, maybe he can win a statuette )

It feels different from most books written about the entertainment industry. There is no system that is very powerful at the beginning, or that after time travel, you can clearly recall the memories before time travel. In short, it aroused my desire to read this book. It is very readable.

Let me tell you my real thoughts first. If I hadn't been reading for a long time, or it was my first time coming across novels of this style, I might give it full stars. From a conceptual point of view, this is an emerging theme. The entertainment series is mainly divided into four parts, e-sports system, business tycoon, and live broadcast section. The last section is the filmmaker section like this novel, and then slowly invests to dominate entertainment, and then dominates the headlines whenever something happens. The girlfriend has wealth and power. Of course, the protagonist Shen Lang of this article has not confirmed the heroine like Lu Yuan, and is still in the confidante stage. The writing style is quite good, but the writing technique for the emotional drama is a bit stiff. Maybe the author wanted to write something more complex and exciting, but he also had to take into account the main purpose of this article, the movie, so it felt very abrupt to me, and the description of the movie was a bit too long and detailed. If he really wrote it with emotion, I think the author It should focus on portraying your true thoughts about the movie, rather than the movie itself. This is also good. If it is your first time to watch the entertainment style, the description of the movie is still very good, because a good movie itself is a very good story, and it is not a review here. But I am a long-time reader, so I deducted one star because it is too long. The second star is deducted because the author likes to use very simple writing to express some of his views on social phenomena. (Of course, I am making an analogy here from the same period. No matter how bad the author's writing style is, he is still better than me, so don't say that you are good at what you do, and if you don't like it, don't read it, or you will be afraid of being punished). It's too simple and crude. The classic is, licking foreign directors, Chinese actresses are humble abroad, and some people worship foreigners too much. I understand the author's desire to arouse everyone's resonance, but trying to arouse resonance too directly is unflattering. This is my opinion. Finally, I have spent a lot of money to pursue this article. It is a novel worth reading for newcomers and good for old people who have read similar styles. There is nothing particularly bad about it, and I can't analyze anything. The writing style does not make any breakthrough in my opinion. Fortunately, I am writing a new movie, which is not bad. Overall, I am positive about this novel, but hope that the author can make a breakthrough in his next novel. So far, it really makes me feel confused. I can't see a clear outline. With today's achievements, the subject matter accounts for more than half of the points.

The most annoying thing is the kind of people who don't understand anything and force themselves to brag. If they brag, they will brag. At least they should write a script first and find someone to invest in it, but they won't even write a script.

In a community garden, there was a boy and a girl chasing each other. When they get tired of playing, find a chair to lean against. Recalling what happened just now, they smiled at each other, and then the girl said: "Brother Mo, I'm hungry, let's go eat." The boy said dotingly: "Okay, little baby, I will listen to you." The girl smiled and said: "Then let's go to the one we often go to." The boy and girl were walking hand in hand on the road when a car hit them in the driveway. Because the boy's eyes were not on the girl, only the girl saw it. The girl pushed the boy away immediately without thinking, and she was the only one who was hit. The boy got up immediately and went to check on the girl. The boy cried and said, "Baby, why are you so stupid? I should be the one who got hit!" At this time the girl said: "Brother Mo, you still have to take care of your uncle and aunt. Nothing will happen to you. And I am an orphan. I only care about you. As long as you are fine, I will feel at ease." The boy hugged the girl and cried, "Why are you so stupid?" At this time, a passerby reported that the 120 emergency ambulance arrived. Several nurses got out of the car with a stretcher and carefully lifted the girl up. The boy then got into the car. On the way, the boy kept holding the girl's hand, looking at the girl and crying. When he arrived at the hospital, he went straight to the operating room, where the boy waited nervously. During this period, the boy's parents came, and the boy's father asked: "How is it?" The boy said: "Still undergoing surgery" The boy's mother said: "Oh, Xuanxuan is such a good girl. Such a thing happened like this. God is really unfair." At this time the boy said: "Xuanxuan was hit to protect me, but if Xuanxuan ran away, it would be fine. I would rather it was me who was hit, not her. I don't know what qualifications I have to be liked by such a good girl like Xuanxuan, but I only know that I will not marry her unless she is in this life. Even if Xuanxuan goes up, I will marry her." The boy's parents looked at each other in silence. The boy's parents and the boy became quiet, and no one spoke. Eight hours later, the door of the operating room opened. The boy rushed up to the doctor and asked, "Doctor, how is Xuanxuan?" The doctor shook his head and said: "The lower body is paralyzed and the brain is seriously injured. You may just be a vegetative state in this life. But sometimes miracles happen. Don't despair. There are many cases of vegetative people waking up. It may take a few years or decades. Sorry, we tried our best!" The boy said disappointedly: "Thank you, doctor, can I go see you?" The doctor said: "Go!" The boy walked into the room and came to the girl's side. He looked at the girl crying and said, "Xuanxuan, I will wait for you to wake up, no matter how many years. I will wait for you. I will not marry you unless I am in this life." The boy's parents stood behind the boy and said: "My son's parents support you. You have not become an ungrateful person. We are proud of you." The boy cried and said: "Mom and dad, thank you for supporting me." The boy's parents smiled and said nothing. .................. Afterwards, the car owner was taken to court, and the judge ordered the defendant to compensate the client 1.5 Million and serve 16 years in prison. .................. Afterwards, the boy took care of the girl in the hospital every day and never left her. Six years passed like this. This year the boy is twenty-five and the girl is twenty-four. At 7:30 in the morning on August 3, the boy woke up, brushed his teeth, washed his face, had breakfast, then lay down next to the girl and looked at her quietly. (I don't want to write anymore)

It was quite funny when I wrote it in the early stage, but something didn't feel right after I started making movies. Even though it was a bad movie, each one had higher box office than the last one. It was too much. In addition, the protagonist's success speech is extremely hollow. The routine is to be humble first and then to be brilliant. There is nothing new. Finally, there is the plot of the movie. It is obviously the stitching monster of various movie plots in reality. The various speculations in the book review section are proof of this. I dare say it is original. If it were made in reality, it would definitely be a bad movie.

"A bear fell into a trap, the trap was 19.617 Meters deep Fall time 2 seconds. What color is the bear?" The five alternative answers are "white", "brown", "black", "dark brown" and "gray". I know that after listening to this, your dog eyes have been blinded: "What does this mean?" Falling into a trap, does it have anything to do with color?" I smiled lightly, just listen! First of all, according to the depth of the trap and the falling speed, it can be calculated that g=9.8085, Because the earth is slight Oval shape, the acceleration of gravity is different at different latitudes. This g value indicates that the latitude of the trap is about 44 degrees. According to the geographical distribution of bears, there are no bears in the southern hemisphere, so it can be known that it should be 44 degrees north latitude; secondly, since ground traps are designed for bears, - - It must be a terrestrial bear, and most terrestrial bears have poor eyesight and have difficulty distinguishing traps, so they are easy to fall into traps. At this point, the available answers are: brown bears and American black bears/Asian black bears. Since the question only has brown bears and black bears, these are the only two answers left. Since the trap is 19.617 Meters deep, the soil must be impact parent material, which makes it easy to dig. Although brown bears have geographical distribution, most of them are. They are at high altitudes, are ferocious, and are not as valuable as black bears. Moreover, the geographical distribution of black bears and brown bears are basically different. It can be determined that the correct answer is that the bear caught in the trap is black. To dig such a deep trap, you must have an excavator. So the second question comes, which company has the best excavator technology?

Alas, I don't know what to write. A mess.

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