All Birds Are Gone

Name: All Birds Are Gone
Author: Pray For Job's Tears

by Pray For Job's Tears

ongoing Fantasy Epic Fantasy Male Lead

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14Kwords7chapters

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Ch. 7 — [Falcon Skeleton·frost Duo]-xiao Jin Smelted the White Tiger Duo into an Arrow, and the Iron Sparrows Turned Back and Tore the Flesh of His Right Arm into Pieces

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About This Novel

A Lù (lù), a migrant worker in southern Xinjiang, has a terrible part-time job: eating bird's eyes to read his memory. I originally wanted to rely on this talent to become a palace translator, but I accidentally got involved in the "annual layoff plan" of the Dayin Dynasty - the emperor was busy making the divine bird into a figure (bronze), while the cold-faced executioner Xiao Jin was killing people while melting down his own KPI (torture tools), and the villain BOSS Yan Jiushao was even more amazing. He achieved reverse growth in middle age by changing to peacock contact lenses. When the Suzaku Cauldron split open and spit out 999 death-defying crows, Ah Liao discovered that this magical bird was even more difficult to deal with than the boss: killing the Suzaku would give you a Lightning Dharma King experience card (complete with long hair), and killing the Hongyan would give you free shipping of water magic (but the flippers would return for a limited time). What's even worse is that her boss, who is suspected of being a birdman, has a half-cut beak stuck in his collarbone and insists on shooting at the sun, while the emperor's throat is turning into a moving birdcage at the rate of one beak a day... Now, Ah Liao is holding the magic mirror (Qingluan brand B-ultrasound machine) that can reveal the gender of the fetus in her left hand, and holding the little Mermaid in her right hand who is crying tears due to excessive mercury content. She also has to guard against the sudden explosion of equipment by the Buddhist medicine monk whose stomach is full of bird eggs. As for how to use the blood of snake witches to collectively incubate eggs in bronze vessels and maintain hair growth after burning down the entire dynasty - this social animal who is learning bird language by himself said: Destroy it, do you want this blessing? (PS: This book is also known as "On the Eve of Our Company's IPO, My Former CEO Turned Him into a Stewed Phoenix", "Is Bird Rights Considered Orc Control?" And "The Amazing Adventures of the Gray Man: From Bronze Quality Inspector to Burning the City and Destroying the Country.")