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- League of Legends: The Age of Miracles 英雄联盟之奇迹时代 A gifted gaming prodigy leaves his professional team for a special reason. After returning to school, he finds love and resolutely gives up the game he loves most for his partner. Two years pass. The game gets a major update, and the old order is swept away. Then he is betrayed. When he picks up his dream again, what will he do to shock the world? After losing the wrong person, how will he gradually find his way to the right one? 0Tickets858.4kClicks4.8kFavorites
- The Legend of the Rune Mage in League of Legends 英雄联盟之符文师传说 Runeterra is once again plunged into slaughter and war as the Noxian Empire rises to power. Yi Chen, a struggling high school senior, is just about to play his very first game of League of Legends when a mysterious force transports him to Ionia in Runeterra. By then, Ionia has already been invaded by Noxus and lies in ruins. Yi Chen transmigrates into the body of Luika, an orphan of war. With neither money nor influence, can he become a powerful rune mage? How will the tangled conflicts between 0Tickets340kClicks1.4kFavorites
- Come On, Why Does This Jungler Keep Wandering Around? 拜托，这个打野怎么老逛街 How does a jungler who spends the whole game wandering around come to dominate the entire League scene? How can teammates be so helpless that they dare not complain about a jungler who does nothing but roam around? Why do opponents helplessly wonder how they can never outfarm him or outperform his ganks, and ask what kind of playstyle this is? Five castoffs, together they are a blazing fire; apart, they are stars across the sky. With his unique street-roamer playstyle, Su Bai forged one legend a 0Tickets214.4kClicks9.8kFavorites
- I Can Transmigrate Across Ten Thousand Worlds 我能穿越万界诸天 When the door opens, another world lies just beyond it. Psychokinesis from Chronicle, Ultimate Life Forms and Requiem from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, the Sharingan from Naruto, Devil Fruits from One Piece, and Zanpakuto from Bleach. Countless powers converge within me! I am the myriad worlds! I am the end! Kid, you may have a family and bloodline behind you, but remember this: I have all the worlds behind me! 0Tickets123.8kClicks577Favorites
- Stay Away from Me 都离我远点 I had nothing, and then I was transmigrated. Yes, transmigrated! The female police officer is here, the legendary bro is here, and so are Fiora and Master Yi! All the heroes from LoL and Dota are here! Stay away from me! I can't afford to take care of you all! 0Tickets114.8kClicks313Favorites
- The Alliance's Cornerstone 联盟之王朝基石 Standing on the Olympic podium with their national flags draped over their shoulders, the Chinese League of Legends players let out triumphant shouts. Thirty-one-year-old Tang Song wiped away his tears and looked up. The child commanding the mid lane and holding all sides in awe was the spitting image of himself at nineteen! 0Tickets105.3kClicks644Favorites
- League of Legends: The Assassin's Cunning 联盟之刺客诡道 Fire can turn iron into steel, but it cannot burn iron to ashes______________ Unable to let go of hands stained with blood, unable to shake the sorrow of a world in turmoil. The twilight of the gods, and all things perish. (A little bit of the ordinary, a little bit of warmth, Chinese style, a story of faith, the world of Perfect Realms Alliance, a labor of love. Suggested retail price: 5 yuan.) Countless revisions have sent pirated copies completely off course. Please subscribe... 0Tickets98.9kClicks1.1kFavorites
- Gourmet Hunter 美食猎人 Someone once said there was a beast whose meat was perfectly marbled and melted in your mouth, with premium pork belly covering its entire body. People called it the Dongpo Pig! Meng Huo, king of the barbarians; Xiahou Dun, spirit of the beasts. Who can take on a thousand riders alone? Goenitz, the Breath of the Wind; Yashiro, the Drought-Stricken Earth. Who can reign supreme over all challengers? This is the age of KOF, the age of one against a thousand, the age of Hunter x Hunter, and the age 0Tickets67.5kClicks252Favorites
- The Strongest Cultivation Streamer 最强修真主播 The streamer hits the jackpot, and immortals from every corner show up to support him! Befriend the Monkey King and spar with Erlang Shen: anything is possible! Friendship comes from the heart, and talking about money ruins it! Just give me your secret cultivation manual and we're even! Excuse me? I have to trade fish balls to learn immortal arts? Then I'll start livestreaming my cultivation! Send tips! Shower me with flowers! Hey! You there, throwing bricks! Don't leave after class! Reader grou 0Tickets59.4kClicks1.7kFavorites
- Infinite Worlds: Starting with Demon Slayer 无限从鬼灭之刃开始 He slays demons in Demon Slayer, only to encounter an unknown monster at the very end. In Attack on Titan, he develops the Vertical Maneuvering Equipment, then wakes to find that ages have passed. The people he once protected have now turned against him. What will happen when he unleashes the power of demons in Naruto? Tentative series: Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, Naruto, Tokyo Ghoul... (currently Tokyo Ghoul) How do we define what is human and what is not? Can evil power really bring nothing 0Tickets57.1kClicks460Favorites
- League of Legends: I Became the LPL's Savior 联盟：我成了LPL救世主 A League coach novel. At the 2015 finals, watching Faker weep uncontrollably, Qin Lu says this is only the beginning. Also known as "How a Nobody Rookie Trains the World Champions" 0Tickets55.4kClicks315Favorites
- League of Legends: This Top Laner Treats Matches Like Solo Queue! LOL：这上单，比赛当单子打！ After transmigrating back to Season 7, Ye Xiu discovers that he's become EDG's substitute top laner. At the same time, he gets a carry-for-hire System. It happens to be a do-or-die playoff match. RNG has already secured a spot, while his team's starting top laner suffers a relapse of an old hand injury. Called in at a critical moment, Ye Xiu takes the baton from his teammate and looks at the five players on the opposing team. "I've got you surrounded!" Uzi: "Carry me, please!" Faker: "I want thi 0Tickets52.9kClicks520Favorites
- League of Legends: You Say I'm Feeding? Isn't This a Tower-Pushing Game? LOL：喷我送？这不是推塔游戏吗？ Synopsis: “One hit!” “Two hits!” “Three hits!” “Demolish!” “Bros, I’m not making it out alive this time! Take the kill!” “I’ve still got zombies!” Wang Chao has just stepped onto the LPL finals stage, and he pulls out a Sion strategy no one has ever heard of: feed to win! After one game, his teammates are convinced he’s been paid off, while the coach frantically tries to revive himself! But then things get even more ridiculous... They actually won! The opposing team is so tormented they want to 0Tickets50.8kClicks263Favorites
- League of Legends: The Origin 英雄联盟之起源 One protagonist isn't enough? Then let's have a few more! Five people will transmigrate to the world of League of Legends. On the continent of Valoran, the five will embark on extraordinary adventures and fight against the famous champions of the League. Ionia, Noxus, Zaun, Shurima, the Void: all these stories will appear in the book. 0Tickets50.6kClicks338Favorites
- League of Legends: The Deciding Match, I Took the Blame and Shocked Everyone 联盟：生死局，背黑锅的我震惊全场 Reborn into EDG in the S7 season, the story opens with a do-or-die match for a spot at MSI. With iBoy out of form and Clearlove long absent from the battlefield, everyone's eyes turn to Lin Mo, an unknown substitute. EDG head coach Nofe says, “This is a crucial match. Let's put our rookie jungler in and see how he does!” But just as Lin Mo takes the stage with the scapegoat label already on his back, he suddenly awakens the Rift Prompt System. [Scanning the Host's opponents...] [All of RNG.Mlxg' 0Tickets49.5kClicks279Favorites
- League of Legends: Reaching the Pinnacle 英雄联盟之登峰造极 A hugely important tournament was taking place in Incheon, South Korea: the League of Legends Season 8 World Championship. One team was ST, playing on home turf. They had already won the world championship three times, helping Korea’s LCK become the undisputed top region. Teams from all the other regions struggled to break through their defenses. The other team was Jidao, from the LPL. This was their first time at Worlds. They were a young team, but they wanted to work a miracle for the LPL: bre 0Tickets44.3kClicks365Favorites
- League of Legends: China's New Star 英雄联盟之华夏新秀 Brothers who love League of Legends, do you still remember Who Can Compete, that old novel by Uncle Luan? “Spilled across the World Championship stage...” Why? Why couldn't it be you? I admit, it made me cry. This is for all the Summoners who have weathered life's storms and still held fast to the right path. For some people, League of Legends is a kind of faith, no matter what they face in their studies, at work, or through life's ups and downs... 0Tickets43.8kClicks1.1kFavorites
- The All-Class Hero of the Apocalypse 末世之全职英雄 You say this Five-Colored Snow-Gold Black Tortoise has an unbeatable defense and can’t be hurt? Once I equip Vayne’s W and Irelia’s W, there’s no such thing as a tank in my eyes! You say this Fire Lotus Spirit Sable attacks too fast to defend against? Once I equip Jax’s E, Shen’s W, and Yasuo’s W, you think you can hit me? Not a chance! You say this Senluo Poison Spider is so venomous you can’t get close? Once I equip Garen’s passive, Dr. Mundo’s passive, Volibear’s passive, and... Captain, plea 0Tickets43.5kClicks686Favorites
- League of Legends: Super System 英雄联盟之超级系统 If every League of Legends technique could be perfectly displayed in one person, just how powerful would that person be? And if that person were Chinese, what achievements would he reach? That year, Long Xiangnan was a high school senior and still a League of Legends novice... 0Tickets40.7kClicks215Favorites
- Banned by the LPL, I Took Off After Dadai Xiao Mei Took Me In! LPL封杀后，被呆小妹收留的我起飞了！ Reborn in S7! Before RNG could kick Ning Fei down to the academy team, he angrily left the team! He went all out, tearing into RNG! But the price was… a ban from the LPL! Fortunately, the Make a Scene System activated! Other players train for twelve hours a day, then stay up all night playing ranked. Ning Fei stays up all night playing chicken, practicing his aim like crazy on the island! Others go to bed late and wake up early, diligently pursuing their pro careers. Ning Fei sleeps until just 0Tickets35.3kClicks302Favorites
- The Dragon Robe Martial God 龙袍武神 Zhou Nong, a young ruler, is forced into a desperate corner when a powerful chancellor plots to usurp his throne. Between life and death, he comes upon an extraordinary opportunity and obtains the greatest cultivation technique under heaven. His life changes quietly the moment he takes up the Emperor’s Sword... Awake, I command all under heaven; asleep, I rest in the arms of beautiful women. One word from me can set the world in order. One flash of anger can leave a million corpses and rivers of 0Tickets32.2kClicks666Favorites
- League of Legends: I Can't Hide My Status as the League's Number One LOL：联盟第一的身份瞒不住了 In the League of Legends Season 10, Lin Fan obtained the System and chose m as his in-game ID. He played ranked matches casually and ended up at the top of the entire server, attracting the attention of countless clubs. Uzi: “Wow, M is so strong! How did he get over 3,200 points in Challenger?” TheShy: “M is the strongest top laner I’ve ever faced. He’s terrifying.” A team owner: “Get M onto our team as the starting top laner, now! The price doesn’t matter. I’ve never seen a top laner this stron 0Tickets29.6kClicks360Favorites
- League of Legends: The Fake Archdemon 英雄联盟之冒牌大魔王 "Young mid laner, would you like Nami-chan who ate the beef noodles, Funny with no Furong Wang, the orange of a level 4 Pantheon, or Wang Xiaolong who missed his ultimate, as your teammates?" "I... want them all!" Still unable to let go, he is reborn into S4 and unexpectedly gains fragments of the Demon King's memories. Step by step, Li Hezhi begins a spectacular professional career. 0Tickets29.1kClicks97Favorites
- League of Legends: The Rune Creator 英雄联盟之符文创世 The King of Soldiers returns, inheriting the powers of the mightiest heroes! My new book, "The Bossiest Bro," is now online. 0Tickets24.3kClicks121Favorites
- League of Legends: A Decade at the Summit 英雄联盟之巅峰十年 At nineteen, prodigy jungler Du Zonglin decisively gave up the streaming career he had pursued for three years and enrolled in university. But after China won its first world championship, League of Legends fever swept across campus in an instant. Unable to hold back the power surging within him any longer, Du Zonglin chose to fight for his dream one more time! 0Tickets24.1kClicks87Favorites
- League of Legends: I'm a 2000s-Born Top Laner, and I'm Setting the LPL Straight! LOL：我，00后上单，整顿LPL！ In the 2017 pro league, every top laner picked tank champions that did little but soak up damage. The games were dull to watch, and the top lane barely got any screen time. Chen Luo transmigrates back and gets a System. With his bizarre top-lane picks, he turns the power level up to the max! He can play anything, from marksmen to mages. He reforms the top lane, takes Shy under his wing, and ushers in a golden age for top laners in the LPL! 0Tickets24kClicks211Favorites
- League of Legends: Supreme King 英雄联盟之至尊王者 A bystander pulls off an impossible move in the livestream... The strongest King of League of Legends returns to teach you how to play the game... The world's number one League of Legends player returns to crush the pro teams!! 0Tickets23.1kClicks179Favorites
- League of Legends: I Loved Critiquing Everyone, and Became a Pro-Level Carry LOL：爱锐评的我，成了职业通天代 After acquiring the [Scathing Commentary System], sharp-tongued commentator Su Mu accidentally manages to anger everyone. “If you’re so good, why don’t you do it yourself?” Su Mu gets mad. “Fine, I will!” … Unrelenting pressure in lane, unstoppable damage in team fights, nothing but aggression! Su Mu brings the ferocity he has in his bones when delivering scathing commentary straight into the game and unleashes it on his opponents! He’ll knock the deadweight champions out of their top-lane thron 0Tickets21.1kClicks245Favorites
- League of Legends: God-Tier Card System 英雄联盟之神级卡牌系统 After transmigrating to a world where esports is booming, Chen Nan activates the God-Tier Card System. He can obtain cards featuring legendary League of Legends players and merge their awareness and skills with his own, climbing step by step to the top of the world! Faker: "Chen Nan is the greatest player in this game, not me." Uzi: "If Chen Nan had been our jungler back then, I absolutely could have won every championship!" Karsa: "This jungler is better than me. I admit defeat! Sob, sob." Mill 0Tickets20kClicks79Favorites
- Runes Decide Our Path 符文决定我们的路 Salvation is a city built in the cracks between space and time, capable of traveling between different timelines. Its founders were survivors from Runeterra after its destruction. They understand and accept that the end will eventually come, but the Guardians' efforts can lengthen the road to that end. How can Runeterra be protected? Ryze, Salvation's founder, has tried various approaches across different timelines. First, if the Void devours Runeterra to consume its vast stores of runic energy, 0Tickets19.2kClicks122Favorites
- The League of Legends Knockout Heroes 英雄联盟之闷棍英雄团 Who says a hero has to be born with a dazzling aura? Who says a Saint-tier mage can't sneak up and knock someone out? Who says the world's number-one mercenary group can't get its start by scavenging junk? The truth is, every big shot was once a nobody, and every hero was once a small-time punk. The only thing separating them is a thin sheet of paper called time. On their first day at military academy, three little punks from very different backgrounds, a king's illegitimate son, a rich second-g 0Tickets17.8kClicks72Favorites
- League of Legends: The Peerless King 英雄联盟之绝世王者 Once again, the top spot in the national rankings has been claimed by a Korean player! The pressure of public opinion, his girlfriend leaving him, the death of a loved one: everything weighs on the shoulders of a seventeen-year-old. A generation’s king falls silent. He arrives at his university alone and dejected. His dreams seem to have faded away, yet university brings them back to life. Now he has a new team, and Lin Yu is no longer alone. A peerless champion, they train and strive again and 0Tickets17.4kClicks82Favorites
- A Righteous Hero Laughs Through the Three Kingdoms 义盖云天笑三国 Sword energy soars to the heavens, and stirring songs shake the skies! A few passionate young men, inspired by the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, formed a sworn brotherhood in a Peach Garden. From then on, they entered a martial world of flashing blades and treacherous intrigue. They were valiant and fiercely loyal, yet each had a very different temperament, leading to no end of mishaps and hilarious, yet deeply moving, adventures... Don’t laugh at them for being foolish. They’re so pure and lova 0Tickets16.6kClicks132Favorites
- Summoning Heroes 召唤英雄 Lin En travels through various worlds. He once held Teng Qingshan in Dà Yanshan; he once comforted Xiao Yan at the Xiao family estate; he once taught Luo Feng in Yi'an District; he once met Wang Tiezhu in Wangjia Village; he once... P.S. You can start reading from Volume Two. Volume One has little to do with Volume Two. 0Tickets15.9kClicks152Favorites
- League of Legends: Heavy Strike 英雄联盟之重击 League of Legends holds our youth and our drive to strive. Starting out as clueless rookies, we grow into masters, compete alongside university teams, and make our way to the championship. Can someone keep loving a game for many years? “Yes!” some people say with certainty. “No!” others insist. Because we know this: Spending time with friends will never feel like a waste; Doing what your heart wants will never feel like neglecting your responsibilities. Why do we think that way? Because when you 0Tickets15.7kClicks84Favorites
- League of Legends: A $50 Player Becomes the Greatest Top Laner Ever! 联盟：50块身价，成就上单天花板！ Reborn into the S6 season, Cheng Le performs poorly at an RNG tryout and gets kicked out by the club manager. As he leaves, he is given fifty yuan for a taxi. Fortunately, he activates the System by chance. A player worth just fifty yuan, yet he puts on a top-lane performance that reaches the highest level! He spends one yuan on a cup of Youlemei milk tea and forty-nine yuan on a name-change card. Cheng Le joins EDG and becomes EDG.Le. How does the law of universal equality not apply to him? I w 0Tickets15.6kClicks133Favorites
- Global Cataclysm: The Return of the Heroic Spirits 全球灾变：英魂归来 The sun and moon share the sky, and the earth is stained with blood! Zombies, jiangshi, ghosts, demons... All kinds of monsters have descended. In an instant, humanity has fallen to the very bottom of the food chain. Faced with all manner of savage monsters, what will become of mankind? Garen, the Might of Demacia Darius, the Hand of Noxus Teemo, the Swift Scout… Summoner, we will fight alongside you! 0Tickets14.2kClicks45Favorites
- My Power Has No Limit 我的力量无上限 Spiritual energy was surging back, and undercurrents stirred. Shi Le, a steel-hard tough guy, suddenly gained Nasus's Q skill, which lets him stack strength endlessly, in a world where supernatural beings were appearing everywhere. After pulling off a series of flashy moves, Shi Le decided that warriors had no need for intelligence. 0Tickets13.6kClicks20Favorites
- League of Legends: I'll Raise Pigs in Your Jungle 联盟：你的野区我养猪 Ten years of drinking ice water could never cool his burning passion. Yue Qiubai, the "fake jungle king" who never won an L League championship in his entire career, was dubbed "the eternal runner-up" by netizens. But in a five-player game, failing to win a championship is never because one person is bad. One day, after transmigrating, Yue Qiubai joined a different team, chose new teammates, and entrusted his back to people he could rely on. It turned out that becoming world champion wasn't so d 0Tickets11.1kClicks62Favorites
- The Uncrowned God-King of Runeterra 瓦罗兰大陆之无冕神王 White bones pile high on Mount Targon; beneath Zaun, rotten flesh festers. A cup of hot tea cannot tell the whole tale, and no one lifts the crown of the king. 0Tickets9.5kClicks79Favorites
- League of Legends in the Apocalypse 末世英雄联盟 [Apocalyptic League of Legends] This is League of Legends at the end of the world! The strong live, the weak die; the victorious live, the defeated die! Survival of the fittest! Besides accepting this rule, simple yet brutal, you can perhaps choose to die in a slightly less comfortable way. Look forward to your next life, and wonder whether things will be any different! 0Tickets9.5kClicks81Favorites
- League of Legends: This Pro Played Drunk, and the Whole Internet Went Wild LOL：这选手醉酒比赛，全网笑疯 Su Bai transmigrated back to the S7 season and was shelved by RNG. But he unlocked a System that let him improve his gaming skills by drinking alcohol. Wusu Beer: Movement +100%! Snow Beer: Prediction +100%! Jiang Xiaobai: Game Sense +100%! Jagermeister: Mechanics +100%!… Su Bai: "What do you mean, improve my skills? System, you just want to get me drunk!" But I won't get drunk until the Snow Beer does!! After making a triumphant return, Su Bai reached the top of the Korean server and set th 0Tickets8.4kClicks70Favorites
- League of Legends: You're Supposed to Go Pro, but You're Dozing Off? LOL：让你打职业，你打瞌睡？ Lin Yi transmigrated into a parallel world of League of Legends and became a ten-year veteran of the RNG team. In May 2022, the club kicked Lin Yi to the curb because he was getting old and his performance was declining! Unexpectedly, Lin Yi awakened the [Dream Simulation System]. As long as he slept or dozed off during the day, he could fight champions for real in his dreams, increasing his champion mastery and stats! Who says an old man's game can't rule the battlefield? Yagao: "Stop saying I' 0Tickets8.3kClicks65Favorites
- Star Raiders of the Void 虚空掠星 - Based on the League of Legends universe - With Irelia, Ahri, and Syndra as the main characters. As the empire launches its invasion of Ionia, undercurrents stir once more across Runeterra. Heroes with their own different goals set out on an unknown journey, seeking a place to call their own. Spanning thousands of years, multiple interwoven threads of fate will lead this world toward a new future. Who can say what fate has in store, or who will win or lose? - Some characters don't entirely matc 0Tickets7.3kClicks5Favorites
- Garen, God King 神王盖伦 In the ten thousand years of Valoran's history, Garen is the only sixteen-year-old to have completed a second awakening as a God of War. After the Guardians of the Six Glyphstone Foundations successfully repelled the incursions of the Void and the Abyss, talented heroes emerged across Valoran, and the continent once again entered a turbulent age. The brash young Garen hacks apart Viktor, the Creator, on his left, and captures Arthas, Guardian of the Soul Glyphstone Foundation, on his right. Look 0Tickets7.1kClicks59Favorites
- League of Legends: Try Carrying One Game, and I'll Switch Lanes and Destroy You! LOL：敢C一把，我就换线把你打爆！ After reaching the summit of the Canyon, Lu Yao unexpectedly finds himself reborn back in S6! Armed with the League of Legends skills he honed in his previous life, Lu Yao joins EDG as their top laner, specializing in Maokai. By a twist of fate, the team makes it to the S6 World Championship finals! Faced with an untouchable peak demon king, EDG is about to suffer the humiliation of a clean sweep! At this desperate moment, Lu Yao activates the late-arriving Lane Swap System! Your mid-lane moveme 0Tickets6.8kClicks67Favorites
- Hey, Handsome, Want to Game and Date? 小哥哥打游戏方便恋爱吗？ With her tsundere, sweet-on-the-outside persona, she is the undisputed campus belle at every school she attends. One game is all it takes for her to fall for a taciturn, secretly flirtatious guy thousands of miles away. Her support skills are exceptional, and as she protects her AD carry, she becomes one of the rare female esports players of her generation. He plays his signature Jinx and racks up pentakills in tournament after tournament, making waves across the esports world. But he has kept h 0Tickets6.5kClicks48Favorites
- League of Legends: I Am the All-Round Demon King LOL：我是全能大魔王 When Xu Feng transmigrated to the night before WE faced Samsung in 2017, he was completely stunned. How good could a substitute possibly be? [Ding! You have obtained lightning-fast hands and top-tier game sense!] Xu Feng grinned. That very night, he crushed Ambition. When Samsung's macro play had WE on the ropes, Xu Feng took the stage. On his own, he completely demolished Samsung. From then on, Xu Feng became the nightmare of the entire LCK. He was known as the Almighty Demon King! 0Tickets6.2kClicks63Favorites
- League of Legends: Daitoumei Sells Her House to Help Me Escape My Cage for Good! LOL：呆小妹卖房，助我永别牢笼！ Blacklisting, targeting, rumors, and smears! Ye Yun refused to throw matches and was targeted by RNG's management. His top-lane Jayce was left on his own, and after going 0-10, Ye Yun was flamed until he could barely show his face. On Weibo, people spread rumors that Ye Yun was a selfish tyrant on the team. He had no way to defend himself. But when teams across the LPL offered huge sums to sign him and RNG blocked him with his contract, viewers finally realized just how powerful Ye Yun was. Just 0Tickets5.6kClicks54Favorites
- Apocalypse: I Awakened as the Billion-Punch Man 末世：觉醒成为亿拳超人 Void beasts invade, and all races face a crisis! Li Duolang stares at the talent he has awakened, [Silent Punching Bag: Damage Reduced by 100, Health Modifier Increased by 100], and falls into deep thought. What war? What saving the world? What does any of that have to do with me? I'm just a weakling who can't even peel a banana! King of the Void Beasts: Heh heh heh, there's a lone human over there. Why don't we eat it? Li Duolang, expressionless: Have you ever been struck by light? The next sec 0Tickets5.2kClicks90Favorites
