My Cultivation Has Gone Wrong

“Sage-level techniques, demon secrets, mysteries lost to the ages, the private lives of great men, celebrity gossip... Why do you know a tiny bit about everything?” “Probably because I dream a lot.” “You dream?” “Yeah. Each dream is the life of a legend.” Meng Xia: The Sage is just an old man with two teeth left, the nine-tailed fox has a mole on her chest, and the Sword Saint is a bald slob... They don’t know a damn thing about themselves!