Song Ren never wanted to be famous. He just wanted to earn 50,000 taels of silver to pay off his father's debts, move into a bigger house, marry a wife, have a chubby little boy, then set up a street stall and shout, "Steamed buns, four for one coin, heh heh!"
But when the novel he uploaded to the "Heaven and Earth Q&A Network" started charging readers and took off, countless people began looking for him. So many big shots were asking for his address, ready to come after the author who called himself "Come and Try Hitting Me," that he was thoroughly terrified...
Looking at the comics, games, movies, and anime in his hands, he swallowed hard.
"Can I change my pen name?"
The [Heaven and Earth Q&A Network] is an information network formed by the natural laws of the entire continent. Once registered, no one can ever change their username.
"Then just give me my royalties. I can retire from the world of martial arts, can't I?"
"Sorry, kid. Royalties can only be paid out once they reach 100,000, so keep working hard!"
"Damn it!"
P.S. This is not a harem novel. There is only one female lead, so apologies to readers who like harem novels.