I'm a Funeral Home Owner: My Livestream Scares the Whole Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated to a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral shop.

One day, while scrolling through videos, he happened upon a bewitching little beauty dressed in yoga pants.

A System notification suddenly rang out in his mind!

[Due to prolonged dieting... the chance of cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]

Yang Lin immediately liked and followed her.

[Worry-free after death, Yidao has your back. Full-service funeral care, from start to finish, so your children won't have to worry about your final arrangements. Book in advance and get an incredible 50% discount!]

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Netizens burst out laughing, praising the blogger for knowing how to do business.

But no one expected Brother Yidao to become a prophet!

The very next day, that bewitching beauty died of cardiac arrest!

Everyone was stunned.

After this happened several more times, Li Yidao went viral across the internet!

Netizens cried out, "Brother Yidao, please spare them!"

Then one day...

Li Yidao entered Sister Zhou's livestream.

Just as Sister Zhou was happily showing everyone how she could swallow a goose egg whole,

"Ding! Brother Yidao's Funeral Shop has followed you!"

Sister Zhou: "Huh? Hey, handsome, that's an interesting username."

"Sister Zhou, run! Brother Yidao is here!"

"Sister Zhou's getting it... No one followed by Brother Yidao has ever managed to escape."

"My big mouth, sob... I'll miss you..."

"Rest in peace, Sister Zhou..."

From then on, the whole internet trembled at the mention of Brother Yidao!

Everyone who made it onto Brother Yidao's follow list quietly chose to write their will...