I'm a Funeral Home Owner: My Livestream Scares the Whole Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral shop.

One day, while scrolling through videos, he comes across a bewitching little beauty in yoga pants, looking flirtatious and seductive.

Suddenly, a System notification sounds in his mind!

[Due to prolonged dieting... the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]

Yang Lin immediately gives her a like and follows her.

[Worry-free funeral arrangements, Yidao will take care of everything. Comprehensive, one-stop service to ensure your family has nothing to worry about after you're gone. Book in advance for an incredible 50% discount!]

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Netizens burst out laughing, praising the blogger for having a real knack for business.

But no one expected Brother Yidao to become a prophet!

The very next day, that seductive beauty died of sudden cardiac arrest!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

After this happened several times, Li Yidao became an internet sensation!

Netizens cried out, “Brother Dao, please spare them!”

Until one day...

Li Yidao entered Sister Zhou's livestream.

As Sister Zhou cheerfully demonstrated how to swallow a goose egg whole...

“Ding! Brother Yidao's Funeral Shop has followed you!”

Sister Zhou: “Huh? Your username is pretty interesting, handsome.”

“Sister Zhou, run! Brother Dao is here!”

“Sister Zhou's done for... Nobody followed by Brother Dao has ever managed to escape.”

“My big mouth, sob, I'll miss you...”

“Rest in peace, Sister Zhou...”

From then on, the whole internet trembled at the mention of Brother Dao!

Anyone who ended up on Brother Dao's follow list would quietly write their will...