The Useless Young Lady Is Too Wicked

She was a genius young lady from an ancient martial arts family, dazzling and feared by all as one of the "Darkness Duo." Betrayed by her younger sister, she and her partner both fell.

She was Ajiu, the laughingstock of Qifeng City. Though born as a young lady of a cultivation family, she had no source of illusion power and could not cultivate. Her family banished her to a remote town, where her cousin eventually beat her to death in a dilapidated courtyard.

When the genius young lady transmigrates into the body of this useless young lady, bringing with her a cultivation treasure obtained in the endless void, the gears of fate begin to turn once more. The useless girl embarks on the path of cultivation! She contracts divine beasts, makes pills and forges weapons, and carries the legacy of an ancient divine artifact as she searches for her family and vanquishes demons and monsters. Watch as she stirs the whole world into chaos!

He was the most exalted man beneath the heavens, with supreme status and an enchanting face. A game born of boredom and emptiness brought him to her, and from that moment on, they would never part, in heaven or on earth!

Excerpt 1:

Dugu Qianye sat down in the same posture she had used to cultivate in her previous life and began examining her current body. Her blocked energy channels and frail meridians made this body as poor as could be. She continued down to her dantian. "Huh? What's this?"

Floating in what should have been an empty dantian was a... um, an egg?

"Why is there an egg in here? Did my body turn into a hen? Is this really necessary?"

"I'm not an egg! You're the egg! Your whole family is eggs!" Just as Dugu Qianye was agonizing over the egg-and-hen situation, a childish voice rang out in her mind.

"Huh? Eggs can talk?" Dugu Qianye was stunned.

"Damn it, I told you, I'm not an egg!" The egg flew into a rage.

Excerpt 2:

Watching Shan Jingtian eat while puffing and panting from the heat, Dugu Qianye suddenly felt like teasing him. After thinking for a moment, she said, "I'm from the Clay Pellet family on Dou Street, in Wuyou Town beside Zixu City."

Shan Jingtian scratched the back of his head. "Zixu City, Wuyou Town... I've never heard of any of those places. And what does making clay pellets mean?"

"Idiot!" Mo Ziqing tapped Shan Jingtian on the head. "Try saying it again without the city and town names."

"Zixu, Wuyou, Dou, clay pellets... Huh? 'All made up, just messing with you!' No way, brother, you were fooling me!"

Excerpt 3:

"Hey, that woman put a hole in the sky." Cihun appeared in front of Zixiao and said with a wicked grin.

"Oh?" Zixiao glanced up at him and said nonchalantly, "So there's a hole in the sky. Go find someone to patch it."

"That woman also put a hole in that man's pants, right on his butt," Cihun continued.

"What?" The man, who had been lounging around just a moment ago, sprang to his feet. His enchanting face was furious. "She put a hole in his butt?! He dares to show his bare ass in front of my woman? Come on, let's go chop it off!"

Cihun was speechless. "That woman was the one who ripped them."

"So what? Chop it off anyway! If he can't even protect his own butt, he might as well lose it."

Excerpt 4:

Dugu Qianye looked at the person tied up like a dumpling before her and stroked her chin. "I've decided. I'm going to rob you. Hand over everything valuable you've got!"

Meng Qianjun gazed at Dugu Qianye with a wounded look. "I don't have any money."

"What? No money? Then what am I supposed to keep you around for?