The Useless Young Lady Is Too Wicked

She was a genius young lady from an ancient martial arts family, brilliant and dazzling, and one of the infamous “Dark Duo” feared by all. After her sister betrayed her, she and her partner both fell.

She was A Jiu, the laughingstock of Qifeng City, a good-for-nothing. Though she was the daughter of a cultivation family, she had no source of illusion power and could not cultivate. Her family banished her to a remote town, where her cousin eventually beat her to death in a run-down courtyard.

When the genius young lady, carrying a cultivation treasure she had found in the endless void, transmigrates into the body of the worthless girl, the gears of fate begin to turn again. The good-for-nothing embarks on the path of cultivation! She contracts divine beasts, makes pills and crafts artifacts, inherits the legacy of ancient divine artifacts, searches for her family, and slays demons and monsters. See how she stirs up a storm across heaven and earth!

He is the most exalted man in all creation, with supreme status and a devilishly handsome face. A game born of boredom leads him to meet her, and from then on, they remain together through heaven and earth, never to part!

Excerpt One:

Du Gu Qianye sat down in the posture she had used to cultivate in her previous life and began examining her body. Her blocked energy channels and feeble meridians made it clear this body was in the worst possible shape. She continued downward and reached her dantian. “Huh? What’s this?”

Floating in the dantian, which should have been empty, was... uh, an egg?

“Why is there an egg in here? Have I turned into a hen? How is this even possible?”

“I’m not an egg, you’re an egg! Your whole family are eggs!” A childlike voice rang out in Du Gu Qianye’s mind as she agonized over the egg-and-hen situation.

“Huh? An egg can talk?” Du Gu Qianye was astonished.

“Damn it, I told you, I’m not an egg!” the egg snapped.

Excerpt Two:

Watching Shan Jingtian huff and puff as he ate, the food so hot that he kept blowing on it, Du Gu Qianye suddenly felt like teasing him. After thinking for a moment, she said, “I’m from the Mudball family on Dou Street in Wuniu Town, next to Zixu City.”

Shan Jingtian scratched the back of his head. “Zixu City, Wuniu Town... I’ve never heard of any of those places. And what does making mudballs mean?”

“Idiot!” Mo Ziqing tapped Shan Jingtian on the head. “Take out the words for city and town and try reading it again.”

“Zixu, Wuniu, Dou, Mudball... Wait, ‘Nothing but a joke, just kidding!’ No way, bro, you’re messing with me!”

Excerpt Three:

“Hey, that woman punched a hole in the sky.” Ci Hun appeared before Zi Xiao and said with a wicked grin.

“Oh?” Zi Xiao looked up at him and replied nonchalantly, “It’s just a hole in the sky. Go find someone to patch it.”

“That woman also punched a hole in that man’s pants, right over his butt,” Ci Hun continued.

“What?” The man, who had been lounging around, sprang to his feet, his devilishly handsome face full of fury. “She punched a hole in his butt?! He dares to show his bare butt in front of my woman? Come on, we’re chopping his butt off!”

Ci Hun was speechless. “She’s the one who tore them.”

“Then he deserves to lose it anyway! If he can’t even protect his own butt, he might as well have it chopped off.”

Excerpt Four:

Du Gu Qianye looked at the man tied up like a rice dumpling and rubbed her chin. “I’ve decided. I’m robbing you. Hand over everything valuable!”

“I don’t have any money,” Meng Qianjun said, looking at Du Gu Qianye pitifully.

“What? No money? Then what use are you to me? Xiaohuo, set him on fire,” Du Gu Qianye said languidly.

“Wait, wait, I haven’t finished!” Meng Qianjun shouted. “I don’t have money, but I own the entire Infernal Prison. You can steal that!”