The Eldest Senior Sister Only Wants to Slacken Off, but the Spirit Swords Fight to Recognize Her as Their Master

The powerful beings of the Upper Realm are furious after resetting the ruined storyline for the ninety-ninth time. This time, they decide not to snuff out the world-destroying ancient evil god while she is still young.

They will win over the great villain with love and care, and thoughtfully equip her with an outrageously powerful golden finger.

Yun Fuzhao used to be a slacker in the twenty-first century. After dying suddenly, she transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel about a woman adored by everyone.

By the rule that transmigrating into a book always comes with a golden finger, she binds herself to a livestreaming System run by powerful beings.

But she is a thoroughgoing slacker who has no interest in cultivation and just wants to lie flat.

When it comes time to form a bond with a lifebound sword, Yun Fuzhao casually points to the worst one. The sword that flies to her, however, is Wuji, ranked first on the famed sword list.

The powerful beings all say, “To win her over, we have to give her the very best.”

With the worst five-element spiritual root, Yun Fuzhao struggles to cultivate. She flops down wherever she is, thinking she can finally slack off, but her cultivation level shoots up instead.

The powerful beings say, “To win her over, we can’t let her suffer even a little while cultivating.”

In the end, Yun Fuzhao becomes the first person with a five-element spiritual root to ascend, and she is completely bewildered.

Wait, I just wanted to be a slacker!???

[Note: This is not traditional cultivation fantasy. It has a light, comedic tone. The heroine has no romantic pairing, but there are lots of handsome men.]