The Eldest Senior Sister Only Wants to Slacken Off, but the Spirit Swords Fight to Recognize Her as Their Master

After the ninety-ninth reset of a doomed plot, the mighty beings of the Upper Realm were furious. This time, they decided not to nip the world-destroying ancient evil god in the bud.

Instead, they would win over the great villain with love and care, and thoughtfully equip her with an incredibly powerful golden finger.

Yun Fuzhao had been a couch potato in the twenty-first century. After dying suddenly one day, she transmigrated into a novel about a woman adored by all, as a cannon-fodder side character.

Since transmigrating into a book always comes with a golden finger, she bound herself to a System that livestreamed the mighty beings.

But she was a couch potato through and through. She didn’t want to cultivate, she just wanted to lie flat.

When it came time to contract a life-bound sword, Yun Fuzhao casually pointed at the worst one. Instead, the number-one sword on the famous sword rankings, Wuji, came flying over.

The mighty beings said, “To win her over, we have to give her the best.”

With the worst five-element spiritual root, Yun Fuzhao struggled to cultivate. She flopped down wherever she was, thinking she could finally slack off, but her cultivation level kept rising by leaps and bounds.

The mighty beings said, “To win her over, we can’t let her suffer even a little while cultivating.”

In the end, Yun Fuzhao became the first person with a five-element spiritual root to ascend, and was completely dumbfounded.

Wait, I just wanted to be a couch potato!

[Note: This is not traditional cultivation fantasy. It’s lighthearted and comedic. The heroine has no romantic pairing, but there are plenty of handsome men.]