Period: Making Blind Boxes at the School Factory

After arriving in 1980, Luo Jun became a PE teacher in a rural school and homeroom teacher for the underachievers' class.

Teaching people? I love it.

From then on, Luo Jun used his foreknowledge to slack off while building his career, and tricked the students in his class into working for free, leading this bunch of academic failures further and further astray.

Luo Jun: What do you mean, underachievers? They're all my dearest friends! I merely gave them a chance to gain some work experience. Let's hear some applause!

Years later, as Luo Jun did more and more, he began collecting more and more labels...

Now, standing before you is:

The spiritual mentor of a select few students, savior of the black sheep, whitewasher of troublemakers, foremost recycler of useless people, pioneer of reverse cultural invasion, foreign-exchange-earning whiz, first person to take domestic IP overseas, loving father of a multinational toy and game giant, the second generation of paper characters, former believer in U.S. stocks and current believer in China's A-shares, a steadfast all-in warrior, cultivator of Western bagholders, head of the IQ tax bureau, the Eastern King of Frivolous Lawsuits who memorizes criminal law at four in the morning, Chen Hegao's only true disciple, vanquisher of qigong masters, a walking, fully automatic hit-IP factory, king of street-stall literature, collector of legal letters from multinational corporations, business genius who loves a nap, the great Eastern storyteller, online master of selling castles in the sky, holder of a flexible moral bottom line, master of time management, daddy to countless toy manufacturers, believer in the Daliyuan effect, China's foremost opponent of involution, trendsetter in the anime industry's involution race, founder of the internationally renowned double standard, dedicated to fleecing capitalism, and the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Teacher Luo, whose eventful life needs no explanation.