Help! I Read Feng Shui on a Survival Reality Show and Took the Internet by Storm

[Feng Shui] [All Kinds of Variety Shows] [Goofy] [Unhinged] [Livestreaming] [Feel-Good] [Face-Slapping] [No Pointless Worrying]

Jiang Jiu failed her tribulation and was struck by heavenly lightning, turning into a B-list celebrity in the entertainment industry.

From the start, she caught her secret boyfriend, the Best Actor Gu, meeting in private with rising star Lu Qingqing. Jiang Jiu smiled faintly, then kicked them both straight back to their happy hometowns.

On a survival variety show, while everyone else was going hungry just to stay alive, she told a fellow villager, "Hey, fellow villager! The feng shui in your home is bad. Your family will have a hard time producing college graduates."

Then she told a boss, "Hey, boss! Your business keeps losing money because your ancestral grave is in the wrong spot."

With Jiang Jiu's guidance, a golden phoenix rose from the villager's family.

The boss's family paid off a million yuan in debt.

Throughout the whole show, Jiang Jiu did nothing but read feng shui or calculate people's fortunes with her fingers.

First, she helped the cultural relics bureau find an ancient tomb entrance and protect its artifacts. Then she helped the cops catch robbers, and even predicted a rainstorm on an island...

One after another, the showrunners called her out.

Director Wu of the survival show: "Jiang Jiu, keep spreading feudal superstition and I'll terminate your contract."

Jiang Jiu: "Fine. I'll go hang around on some other variety shows."

On the lifestyle show: "Director, that guest's birth chart clashes with yours."

On the haunted-house escape show: "Why are you crying? Your good fortune isn't in the haunted house."

On the nostalgia show: "This little building is extremely inauspicious! The White Tiger is peeking in. No one should live here."

On the parent-child show: "This child has an unusual build. Oh no, they're seriously ill. Get them to the hospital right away."

Jiang Jiu became a star.

Director Wu: "Teacher Jiang, please come back! The survival show needs you!"

The scumbag Gu regretted it: "Xiao Jiu, I was wrong. Let's get back together!"