Reborn as a Fake Eunuch, the Empress Begs Me to Share Her Bed

Other people transmigrate and become princes. I transmigrate and turn into a eunuch? And I’ve still got the equipment!

I’m just hoping to keep my head down until I can leave the palace and get married, when the Empress suddenly pins me onto the dragon throne:

“Tonight, you’re me. Go consummate the marriage with the empress.”

Me: ??? Can anyone just fill in for that job?

I change into the wedding robes and put on a mask. Seeing the bride’s breathtaking face, I swallow hard. “This is a hell of a bargain…”

But just as I’m about to lift her veil, the Empress coughs outside the door.

She’s actually supervising in person?!

From then on, I serve tea to the real emperor by day and consummate the marriage on behalf of the fake emperor by night. The empress’s tears brush my left cheek, while the sound of ministers’ blades reaches my right ear.

The System chimes in my mind: “Congratulations, Host! You’ve obtained the Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill and the Green Hat achievement!”

Me: “How about you just kill me instead.jpg”