Reborn as a Fake Eunuch, the Empress Begs Me to Share Her Bed

Other people transmigrate and become princes. I transmigrate into a eunuch? And the kind who's still fully equipped!

I was just hoping to keep my head down until I could leave the palace and get married, when the empress suddenly pins me to the dragon throne:

"Tonight, you are me. Go consummate the marriage with the empress."

Me: ??? Is this really a job you can just hand off?

I change into the wedding robes and put on the mask. Seeing my bride's breathtaking face, I swallow hard. "What a bargain..."

Just as I'm about to lift the veil, I hear the empress cough outside the door.

Is she actually supervising in person?!

From then on, I serve tea to the real emperor by day and consummate the marriage for the fake emperor by night, with the empress's tears against my left cheek and the ministers' blades at my right ear.

The System chimes in my mind: "Congratulations, Host! You've won the Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill and the Cuckold Achievement!"

Me: "Why don't you just kill me instead.jpg"