Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Kiddo Empties the Bandits' Storehouse Before Fleeing Famine

[Daily Life + Comedy + Farming + Flight from Famine + Ensemble Cast + No Saintly Heroine]

Song Xing has just joined the ranks of the immortals, but she's so unlucky that Grandpa Jade Emperor kicks her down from heaven.

When she wakes up from a nap, she finds someone cooking her in an iron pot.

With a single thought, she wipes out every bandit.

What? A good immortal isn't supposed to kill people indiscriminately?

What does that have to do with a bad immortal like her?

Song Xing takes another nap. When she opens her eyes, someone has picked her up again. Are these people going to eat her meat too?

Her meat isn't tasty.

Eating it will kill you!

But these people seem different. It looks like they want to become her family.

Her adoptive grandpa and grandma are worried they won't have enough food for their next meal. No need to panic! This immortal will take care of it: she'll empty the bandits' hideout, and they'll never have to worry about food again!

Her adoptive father died on the road fleeing famine, and her adoptive mother cries day and night? Perfect. Her birth parents are officials in the underworld, so getting a soul back won't be a problem.

Her older brothers want to learn martial arts? What a coincidence! She has just the connections to find them a proper master.

The road fleeing famine is too dangerous? Don't worry. The bandits will all become their escorts and see them safely home.

The world is plagued by countless disasters? What a coincidence, this is right up her alley. She's the calamity star who governs all the disasters under heaven~