Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Kiddo Empties the Bandits' Storehouse Before Fleeing Famine

[Slice of Life + Comedy + Farming + Fleeing Famine + Ensemble Cast + No Goody-Two-Shoes]

Song Xing has just joined the ranks of the immortals, but she's so unlucky that the Jade Emperor kicks her down from heaven.

When she wakes up from a nap, she sees someone cooking her in an iron pot.

With a single thought, she wipes out every bandit in sight.

What? To be a good immortal, she can't go around killing people?

What does that have to do with her, a bad immortal?

Song Xing takes another nap. When she opens her eyes, someone else has picked her up. Are these people going to eat her meat too?

Her meat doesn't taste good.

Eating it will kill you!

But these people seem different. It looks like they want to become her family.

Her godparents worry that they'll have nothing to eat tomorrow. No need to panic! This immortal will take care of it. She empties the bandits' hideout, and they'll never have to worry about food again!

Her godfather dies on the road while fleeing famine, and her godmother weeps day and night? Perfect! Her birth parents hold official positions in the underworld, so retrieving a soul won't be a problem.

Her big brothers want to learn martial arts? What a coincidence! She just happens to know people who can find them the perfect master.

The road to escape the famine is too dangerous? Don't worry. The bandits will all become their guards and escort them safely home.

The mortal world is full of disasters? What a coincidence, that's right up her alley. She's the star of calamity in charge of every disaster under heaven~