Xuanhuan: I Have Two Swords, One Says Slow Down and the Other Says Stop

Law cultivators: Glass cannons, they die the moment you touch them.

Body cultivators: Their brains are nothing but muscle.

Alchemy cultivators: They blow up their furnaces every day, wasting precious natural treasures, and they're stingy, too.

Sword cultivators: They cultivate the noble and righteous gentleman's sword. Everything can be a sword; one strike opens the gates of heaven. They can attack and defend, punish evil and uphold justice, and fly on their swords. Their spines are as straight as their swords, and they never lower their heads to read the room. When a sword cultivator rages, corpses litter the land for thousands of miles.

Swordforge Pavilion: Forget all that. Why did you name your swords "Stop" and "Hold On"?