I Am a Great Author

"He stole every beauty in the world. He's a bastard!"

"He's the first man to become the world's richest person through writing!"

"He's a miracle of the music world. Even if you can't carry a tune, just getting one song from him will make you a future world-class singer."

"He's a legend in advertising. Any company that can get him on board will become one of the world's top 100!"

"I just wish he'd stop making anime. Our country's economy is on the verge of collapse already."

"Don't kid around, person above. The American film industry has already been ruined by him. His movies have made humanity too discerning."

"Enough, everyone. We Chinese have nothing left to do. He's done everything already."

He is Bao Zheng, the world-renowned literary giant!