On Our Blind Date, She Demanded I Take Over Her Mess and Change My Surname

At a blind date, the woman demanded that I take responsibility for her and the child in her belly!

And that wasn't all. She even demanded that the child take my surname!

The nerve!

I'm a strapping man, of course I'd rather die than agree!

So, in a fit of anger... I married another woman with two kids.

Who could have guessed she was the all-powerful empress of the business world!

From then on, my life was like a cheat code. No matter what trouble I ran into, it was all resolved as soon as she showed up!