On Our Blind Date, She Demanded I Take Over Her Mess and Change My Surname

At the blind date, the woman demands that I take responsibility for her and the child she's carrying! And that's not all: she even wants me to change my name to match the child's! How outrageous! I'm a strapping man, so of course I'd rather die than agree! So, in a fit of anger... I marry another woman with two kids instead. Who knew she'd be the all-powerful empress of the business world? From then on, my life is like a cheat code. Whatever trouble I run into, everything is resolved the moment she shows up!