System: After I Transmigrated, I Became a Divine Trickster in Great Qin

Here's a joke.

Huo Su, a history teacher, transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty.

She brought along a fortune-telling System that claimed to have transmigrated with her.

Then it turned out the useless System could do nothing but check in. It couldn't tell fortunes at all.

So, pray tell?

How was a history teacher supposed to tell fortunes?

But who could have guessed that a design for a curved-blade plow would make Huo Su's little fortune-telling stall famous overnight?

Qin Shi Huang: Sir, you say the Great Qin's fortunes could last ten thousand years?

Huo Su: No. The First Emperor will be killed by that swindler Xu Fu in a year, and Great Qin will fall after just two generations.

Qin Shi Huang: ...

Huo Su: Brother, if I present high-yield grain seeds, do you think I can get the First Emperor to send troops to attack a little island of shorties?

Huo Su: Brother, if I present a map of the world, do you think His Majesty could conquer it? Our descendants will be weeping over those foreign tongues.

Huo Su: Brother, if I present...

Qin Shi Huang: Brother Huo! I'll stop pretending. I am Qin Shi Huang!

Qin Shi Huang: Brother Huo, the eligible daughters of Wang Jian and my other beloved ministers have admired you for a long time...

Huo Su: Brother, I can't!

Qin Shi Huang: Brother Huo! Don't refuse treatment when you're sick!

Huo Su: Brother, could it be that the Su in Huo Su means "gracefully holding a cup, cheeks flushed by wine," and not the Su in "standing apart from the world, upright and unyielding"?

Qin Shi Huang: ...