Heaven Granted Me a Taoist Talisman, and I Became...

We fully support your masterpiece and wish you "Heaven bestows its ordinance, and I, the Taoist priest, have become a great success!"

Enough with the nonsense, let's get this straight, what kind of plot is this?

So that's what it sounds like when a snot bubble pops!

Fully support this masterpiece and let your [work/game]... "Heaven bestows its ordinance, and I, the Taoist priest, have become a legend!" May my path be filled with good fortune and may I achieve great success!

How is this going to end, given that he only takes on an apprentice once every ten years? What kind of plot is this?

Dao seed still eats your father's rice? Then your father's grotto heaven must be comparable to Zixiao Palace.

It's an eighth-rank official, so why has it suddenly become a top-rank official?

The description of the cultivation method system is chaotic and unclear; it's impossible to understand what it's trying to say.

It's all about marrow cultivation, the ninth rank of godhood, magical power, cultivation techniques, and equipment. What kind of setting is this? It's all so vague and unclear.

Having the real seal but not using it, and instead going on and on about it—what kind of plot is this?