After I Was Reborn, the Campus Beauty Chased Me Down the Street

"If I were a simp, I'd bash my head in or jump off a building!"

Xu Bin, a sleazy male streamer, made the joke in passing, but it actually came true. He transmigrates overnight, only to find that his counterpart in a parallel world really is a simp!

And he'd actually groveled so hard that he jumped off a building for love!

The System activates to save simps.

To hell with goddesses. I'm making money!

The campus belle? Not interested.

36D? Sorry, we're just having fun.

"Did Xu Bin get so hurt that he's lost interest in women?"

No, no, no.

Once you've got money and a career, what woman couldn't you have?

A lovesick fool becomes a career-driven man.

Women or career?

Only kids have to choose. I'll take both!