After I Was Reborn, the Campus Beauty Chased Me Down the Street

“If I were a simp, I’d smash my head against a wall or jump off a building!”

A joke from scumbag streamer Xu Bin came true. He transmigrated, only to discover that his counterpart in a parallel world really was a simp!

And he had actually jumped off a building for love!

The System activates: save the simps.

What kind of goddess nonsense is that? I’m here to make money!

The campus belle? Not interested.

36D? Sorry, we’re just having a bit of fun.

“Did Xu Bin get so hurt that he’s lost interest in women?”

No, no, no.

With money and a career, what woman couldn’t I have?

From love-struck fool to career-driven man.

Women or career?

Only kids have to choose. I want both!