They say that without theshy, top lane would be an endless night. But what would you do if Su Mu picked Lucian or Kalista for top lane? Would you just say Su Mu is abusing a ranged champion against a melee one?
When Ornn solo-kills Renekton, Su Mu loves seeing the entire screen fill with the same barrage:
"Huh???"
Uzi: Su Mu really showed me that in this game, a bot laner can rely on personal skill alone to pin the enemy under their tier-two tower, too afraid to even look at the minion wave!
Clearlove: Ganking bot at level two was my go-to move whenever Su Mu played ADC. The only problem is, after all this time, I still haven't succeeded once. Instead, I've given away countless red and blue buffs.
Faker: All the laning skills and game knowledge I once prided myself on seemed like child's play in front of Su Mu!
The commentators: Just how high is this man's ceiling? What plays or strategies could this game possibly offer that he hasn't thought of?
In the face of all the praise, Su Mu waved it away, saying it was all undeserved. His eyes were fixed on only one goal: the highest honor a Summoner could attain!
But the road to becoming a pro is full of all kinds of temptations!
Mi Sun: Su Mu, I'm sad you aren't playing duo with me today!
Dai Xiaomei: Su Mu, I'm your boss! I order you to come play with me right now!
Zhou Muyao: Little brother, I've been home alone waiting for you for ages. Are you free tonight?
On the road to the championship, Su Mu tames all kinds of seductresses and ultimately claims the champion skin!
It's just a bit lacking; I haven't seen all the goals achieved.