What Should I Do If My Wife from the Game Comes to Life?

Lin Lang, a longtime shut-in who spends all his time gaming, played through a game's storyline all night, only to discover that his in-game wife had appeared behind him in the real world.

Now, his previously ordinary shut-in life has suddenly gained a sword immortal girlfriend who can split open the gates of heaven with her blade, but only wants to cuddle with him.

How do you date a celestial being? Asking online, urgent! Lin Lang looked at the flying swords hovering all around him and struggled to type the question into a search engine.