What Should I Do If My Wife from the Game Comes to Life?

Lin Lang, a longtime shut-in who spent all his time playing games, discovered after pulling an all-nighter to finish a game's story that his in-game wife had appeared right behind him in real life.

And so, his otherwise ordinary shut-in life suddenly gained a sword immortal girlfriend who could split open the gates of heaven with her blade, yet only wanted to cuddle with him.

How do you date a goddess? Asking online, and kind of in a hurry. As Lin Lang watched sword after sword float around him, he struggled to type the question into a search engine.