Journey to the West: This Trickster Is Acting Suspicious

I know a way to get the scriptures in the Western Heaven. The risk is a little high, but the profits are considerable. Of course, I want seventy percent of the returns.

Tang Sen accidentally transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West, taking the place of Chen Xuanzang, who is about to set off for the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures. Luckily, he awakens a System, but this System doesn't seem quite right. (System: That's nonsense.)

Sun Wukong: Master says that if you want to make it in this world, you need strength and connections. Of course, connections are the most important.

Zhu Bajie: I don't have strength right now, so I have to abstain!

Sha Wujing: Master teaches us that harmony is the most precious thing in all matters. If the other side doesn't think so, then we should wipe them out root and branch. Yes, leave no evil unpunished!

Great King Linggan: Tang Sanzang, how dare you! I have the Bodhisattva's backing!

Tang Sen: Amitabha Buddha. This humble monk is the Imperial Brother of the Great Tang, and my master is the Tathagata!

Experience the joy of Fahai. Have you ever seen fists as big as sandbags?

Law-sniping rifles, karmic missiles, striking from a thousand miles away with hidden arrows. I'm just way too cautious.

Tang Sen: Actually, I'm a good person. Well, not a pushover in the conventional sense, but you'd better not mess with me. Goodness!

When I'm reasoning with you, you'd better not be unreasonable. The Great Might Heavenly Dragon is best at making people submit through virtue.

Once Tang Sen realizes that he has high status, powerful backing, and a System, the story of Journey to the West starts going off the rails.