Stories That Don't Pander for Laughs 一些不恶心卖笑的文风

1. 1 真 Beat Up Scumbags in Real Life and Steal Their Yandere Girls 真人快打渣男，抢走病娇少女们 The Jin Family's Prodigal金氏浪子Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Behind every lovesick girl is a despicable, sweet-talking scumbag. Bai Weiran, a game designer by trade, transmigrated. He beats up those despicable, sweet-talking scumbags and takes the lovesick girls away from them. He locks them up! And gives them some very thorough guidance! Read more, make more money, meet more men, and see more of the world. Broaden their horizons and build their abilities, and their lovesickness will naturally be cured without medicine. One day, the girls who should never 0Tickets17.3MClicks74.7kFavorites

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   Correction: It seemed alright at first, but the more I read, the more ironic it became. The dragon slayer ends up becoming the dragon himself? The funniest part is that the whole book advocates for women's independent values, yet it still manages to forcibly link this to the male protagonist building a harem. It's truly disgusting.

2. 2 病 A Yandere Girl's Rules of Engagement 病娇少女的互动守则 Brilliant Sky天空灿烂Campus750k WordsCompleted Do you yearn for romance? Do you yearn for a sweet, obedient, thoughtful beauty to take your hand on a cold winter day and warm your whole life? That's right, you have to start raising a girlfriend when she's young. How else will you get a cute, lively girlfriend? And if you don't think that's enough insurance, I recommend raising a few more dolls, dear! (Laughs) (This book is also known as A Yandere Girl's Guide to Growing Up. No NTR, no poison, with the occasional knife. Read with confiden 5Tickets3.7MClicks22.9kFavorites

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   A rare work, each volume has a high-energy plot twist. The girl seems to be the one who is sick, but the boy is the one who is the greatest darkness. With a touch of horror and suspense

3. 3 丢 Could Anyone Like Me, Even Though I've Lost My Feelings? 丢失感情的我也会有人喜欢吗 terrdeCampus1.5M WordsOngoing When his emotions faded into a blank, the goals he had once written in his diary to make himself a better person became Qin Dao's reason to live. Improve his grades, work out, learn an instrument, become everyone's go-to guy... Day after day, Spring turned to autumn, One instruction after another was completed. Looking back in a daze, the slovenly, lazy, timid, shrinking violet he used to be had long since vanished... "Ah, welcome to my toolbox." Qin Dao. 0Tickets16MClicks65.8kFavorites

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   Pineapple Bun's novel is a rare example of a male protagonist with an overwhelmingly strong presence, and the beginning somewhat imitates Lu Ge's character design. It's also a rare novel where the protagonist conquers the female lead; the story features brutal beatings and training of a yandere, and the subtle yuri elements are a huge plus. However, the author is shameless and there's no way to defend them.

4. 4 重 Reborn, Could You Stop Loving Me Like This? 重生后可以别再这样爱我吗 Phantom Soul Immortal Shadow幻魂仙影Campus1.0M WordsCompleted Keep your distance, search for a yandere correction conquest guide, condemn imprisonment, evade her and refuse her... After being reborn, Mo Xuan uses every means at his disposal to escape and reform the wife he had in his previous life. But no matter where he flees, she follows him like a shadow. "Don't even think about getting away. We're destined to be together forever, never to be apart." 0Tickets3.8MClicks21.1kFavorites

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   Even rebirth couldn't save him from her love.

5. 5 嘴 The Sharp-Tongued Villain Can't Escape the Romance Flag 嘴强反派避不开恋爱的旗 Fan Mili饭米狸Western Fantasy932k WordsCompleted Reincarnated as the villain Drake, he only wants to change his doomed ending! But things go off the rails from the start. He actually coerces the saintess's mother into sending her daughter over for his amusement. The thing is, she really does send her. Well, fine. He'll accept delivery, then. Drake says: Please believe me, this is all a misunderstanding. I've been framed. Everyone: Believe you? Not a chance! Drake, you're such a scoundrel! Years later, Drake is still putting on a show onsta 0Tickets2.1MClicks12.2kFavorites

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   Hmm, it follows the typical "everyone's a bit eccentric" formula, with a lighthearted tone but not forced laughter. The male lead has a rich inner world, the jokes are interesting, and it's a very clever design. The male lead embodies the seven deadly sins of pride, in short, he's foul-mouthed.

6. 6 斩 After Severing Their Bonds, the Immortals Regretted It Too Late 斩断情缘后，仙子追悔莫及 Yan Bao Who Doesn't Like Writing Books不爱写书的厌宝Ancient Style201k WordsOngoing —Tickets1.3MClicks8.5kFavorites

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   I didn't really want to recommend a book where the main plot is predictable from the start, but this one still surprised me with its writing style and main storyline. It's a slow burn, you know. The main writing style is that kind of "oh no, I'm not wrong, I'm just experiencing the world's feelings," you know what I mean ╭(╯ε╰)╮

7. 7 我 I Transmigrated into a Dating Sim About a Yandere Beauty 我穿越进了病娇美少女恋爱游戏 White Sparrow Is Not Cabbage白雀不是白菜Campus2.0M WordsCompleted After pulling an all-nighter gaming for a week, Bai Mo dies suddenly. When he wakes up, he discovers he's entered the world of a dating sim, where every heroine is a hidden yandere beauty! Sister Bai Meng has a rope in her hands. "Momo, I like you. I love you more than anyone. Stay by my side forever!" The expressionless girl from Japan hides a pair of scissors behind her back. "Mo-kun is mine. Don't smile at anyone else, okay?" The cheerful upperclassman hefts a baseball bat. "Bai Mo, you're so 0Tickets7.4MClicks47.1kFavorites

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   This is a story about conquering a yandere heroine. The male lead is not weak, his actions are decisive, and the main plot is well-developed. Most importantly, this car is really fast, and the backing is really strong, hahaha.

8. 8 朝 I Cherish the Morning Blossoms, and Wish the Youth Were as Bright as Yesterday 朝花惜时愿少年明媚如昨 The Little Fat Shiba Who Doesn't Drink Cola不喝可乐的小肥柴Campus1.0M WordsCompleted In a person's life, they will meet two people: one who makes the years feel gentle, and one who dazzles them for a lifetime. This is the story of a reborn boy. 0Tickets4MClicks16.7kFavorites

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   Depressing, touching, heartwarming Just as its name suggests, may the youth shine as brightly as ever.

9. 9 身 As a Demon Slayer, I’ll Never Be Loved by Beast Girls 身为除妖师的我才不会被兽娘喜欢 Phantom Soul Immortal Shadow幻魂仙影Urban251k WordsOngoing I'm an exorcist, yes, an exorcist who slays demons and monsters and maintains order in the human world. What? You want to know why I'm surrounded by so many demons? Jian Qing pushed the little demon beast lounging on his lap aside and shook his head. They all say they've been won over by my charisma and chose to stay of their own accord. 0Tickets87.4kClicks702Favorites

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   The male protagonist redeems himself while also redeeming the female protagonist, eschewing mindless and illogical plot points and offering perspectives from multiple angles. Incidentally, there's a she-wolf and a vampire involved!

10. 10 我 My Years at the Xingtian Bureau 我在行天司那些年 Wind and Fog 7风雾7Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted After Xu Hanyi was reborn, he decided to take a stroll through the human world. That was when one problem after another came knocking. The Holy Maiden of White Moon Valley: graceful and stunning, with astonishing talent. Too bad she’s scheming. I’ll have to figure out a way to send her packing. The Blade Saint physique of the Longyue Sect: sweet and obedient, but still just a child. No, no, that would be a crime. A prodigious young swordswoman in the bloom of youth: lovely, but stubborn as a mul 0Tickets10.9MClicks41.9kFavorites

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    Unlike the generic, formulaic writing style of Pineapple Bun, this piece can be considered a work of art.

11. 11 陌 Strange Wood Snow 陌木雪 Faint as Floating Clouds微若浮云Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted He was a young man. He once walked silently through the depths of despair, with no family and no companions. He could not see the sunlight, yet he never stopped moving forward. His eyes were full of sorrow and loneliness, but he never gave up searching for redemption. This is one person's story, and the story of a group of people. 0Tickets2.2MClicks10.6kFavorites

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    A boy's story

12. 12 魔 The Demon King Is Always Surrounded by Yandere Beauties 魔王总被病娇美少女围绕 Three Hundred Nursery Rhymes儿歌三百首Western Fantasy695k WordsCompleted After Lin En was killed by a dump truck, he was reborn in another world. The Demon King System tasked him with gathering the Seven Deadly Sins to awaken his power. The great inventor Lin En soon found a collection method that suited him: reading erotic novels to gather lust, and reading NTR stories to gather anger... But later, Lin En discovered that he could directly collect the Demon King's powers just by completing simple tasks. Like massaging his silver-haired dragon loli in front of his sai 0Tickets2.9MClicks18.6kFavorites

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    I really liked the combat system in this book; the setting and polishing were top-notch, just like Pineapple Bun's. I only felt the ending was too rushed, lacking the time to develop and mature. But that's understandable for light novels.

13. 13 她 After They Turned Yandere, Do They All Want to Deceive Me While I Have Amnesia? 她们黑化后，都想欺骗失忆的我？ It's Meow Meow Meow o是喵喵喵oCampus374k WordsOngoing Unable to retain my memories for long, I'm taken care of in turns by yanderes... And they actually came to a twisted agreement to take turns being my wife?! 0Tickets1.3MClicks10.9kFavorites

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    The male protagonist's memories reset daily. He must discover anomalies in his daily life, find clues (with a chance) left in the details, and try to leave a mark for his future self as the key to breaking the deadlock. It's quite interesting.

14. 14 转 Reincarnated as a Villain, Heroines, Behave Yourselves 转生反派，女主请自重 Three Hundred Nursery Rhymes儿歌三百首Eastern Fantasy884k WordsCompleted Ning Yu transmigrated into the role of a villain and awakened the Villain System. But this Villain System has a serious problem: its rewards and punishments are completely messed up. [Defeat the Sword Immortal An Ruoxue / Help Bai Zihua, the Phoenix Maiden of Destiny / Teach the disciple Yan Lanshu Successful mission reward: 1 Great Qi and Blood Pill / Lesser Vajra Talisman... Failed mission punishment: Extract a peerless martial art / Fortune-Bestowing Sacred Weapon...] You call that a punishme 0Tickets1.9MClicks13kFavorites

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    It can only be said that a skilled author can still write a first-rate story using such an old-fashioned formula. As is the author's usual practice, the cultivation system, plot, and exciting moments are all quite good. It is not a light novel.

15. 15 让 A Youthful Rom-Com That Leaves You Laughing and Crying 让人哭笑不得的青春恋爱喜剧 The Little Fat Shiba Who Doesn't Drink Cola不喝可乐的小肥柴Campus1.5M WordsCompleted You watched me grow up, and I'll stay by your side until we're old. This is a youthful story, sweet in places and melancholy in others. Rebellious underachiever X icy top student 1. This is a realistic school-life youth novel. No rebirth, no supernatural powers, no golden finger. 2. There will be rivalry between factions, but definitely no harem. One female lead, though separate routes are possible. 3. This is a slow burn, so I hope everyone will be patient and keep reading. It will absolutely 0Tickets4.2MClicks15.8kFavorites

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    It features a single female lead, some political infighting, and an "what if" scenario to fill in the gaps. As the book says, I finally returned my youth to her.

16. 16 没 No One Understands Playboys Better Than I Do 没有人比我更懂海王 Shui Shui Shui 52水水水52Campus880k WordsOngoing Can you stop asking who I love most? My love for all of you is deep and true! (No NTR, just twisted feelings.) P.S. Stop asking if I'll accept them all. I will! All of them! Otherwise, why would I choose the harem tag? 0Tickets2.8MClicks16.2kFavorites

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    Recommending this book is purely to mock those brainless harem romance novels where the male lead is portrayed as a hypocritical, two-faced womanizer. Look at this one, it's all about wanting it all! I'm not so resistant to it anymore.

17. 17 失 After My Breakup, I Became the Strongest Player Who Carries Girls 失恋后的我成为了最强带妹玩家 Li Zhi Tao Jun李知桃君Campus3.4M WordsCompleted I'm the world's strongest top-ranked player, but I just got rejected after confessing to someone. I thought my life would carry on quietly and predictably. But some things changed when I least expected it. Why does the transfer student who dropped out of the sky seem to be my biggest fan? Why has my childhood friend started acting up? And why... has my genius little sister gotten dragged into this too?! What color do youth, campus life, and dreams make together? I don't know, but surely it must 0Tickets21.7MClicks64.6kFavorites

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    This doesn't even seem like a light novel, despite its length. There aren't many female leads, and it features four main characters: pseudo-incest, a queen, a childhood friend, and a new love interest—it seems to have it all. (Daily life and games are 80/20 split.) The writing is quite good, and there aren't any really stupid characters.

18. 18 夫 Madam, Please Stop Keeping Me from Cultivating Immortality 夫人，请不要再阻止我修仙惹 Mu Zhe慕遮Ancient Style217k WordsOngoing The first step to becoming an immortal is to forget the one you love! But the immortal path is long, and Wei Ling always feels that some karmic ties remain unsevered. He lightly tests his sword, only to find it wrapped in red threads... Are they romantic ties? Wei Ling only vaguely remembers having once bought the freedom of a courtesan queen, painted the Zhou princess's eyebrows, and flirted with a demon sect enchantress... But twenty years have passed. Surely they must have forgotten him by no 0Tickets2.4MClicks17.8kFavorites

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    The opening has a strong literary and artistic feel to it. The premise can be summarized in one sentence: I cultivate immortality in a martial arts world, emerge from seclusion, overcome past emotional tribulations, and prepare for ascension.

19. 19 我 My Demon King Isn't This Adorably Soft 我家的魔王才不会这么软萌 Three Hundred Nursery Rhymes儿歌三百首Western Fantasy4.1M WordsOngoing Loren transmigrated and set himself a small goal: to become the great demon lord feared by all his enemies in this world. At last, one day, he succeeded. As he stepped into the wedding hall, holding the demon lord's little hand, Loren couldn't help smiling. Now I'm the man who became the demon lord's husband. Nothing wrong with that! (The early chapters could have been handled better. The plot and conflicts had some major issues, and I didn't quite nail the protagonist's personality either. B 0Tickets30.7MClicks108.7kFavorites

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    Who could resist raising a cute child from a young age?

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