[Baozibao Dark History] A Curated Selection of Awful and Cringe-Worthy Yuri Novels 【菠萝包黑历史】甄选各类烂和雷的橘子文

1. 1 成 A Survival Guide to Life After Becoming a Pet 成为宠物后的自救生活指南 Di San Qile第三奇樂Sci-Fi278k WordsOngoing In the future, technology advances rapidly and the population soars, but resources are critically scarce. To address this crisis, the world's leaders unanimously vote to launch the "Humanity Selection Program." Everyone aged eight or older must take a test. Those who pass will be granted the title of "Human Citizen" and receive a high-quality education, helping to ensure the continued development of human civilization. Those who fail will become part of the resource supply, used solely to serve 0Tickets446.5kClicks5.1kFavorites

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   Trigger points: gore + deleting comments and pouting + fan value + fan purification + male-oriented content One of the book's most striking features is its twisted romantic subplot. However, as a story that tugs at the heartstrings, it chooses to depict a highly complex world and timeline. The transitions between various plot points are extremely abrupt, and the disjointed character development further detracts from the overall reading experience. The female lead, initially portrayed as extremely possessive, shows minimal reaction even after learning that the protagonist is being abused and dismembered. This inconsistency and contradiction in her character development is striking. Additionally, the story includes scenes where the protagonist is abused and beaten by men. Regarding the author of this book, who seems extremely sensitive, deleted comments and pouted. After I commented that the character development was too disjointed and needed to be strengthened later, my comment was deleted within an hour (I have screenshots of all my comments). Subsequently, the book implemented a fan value system for comments. At this time, the book was not yet available for purchase, and I clicked on it in the bookstore.

2. 2 魔 Miss Witch, Please Kill Me 魔女小姐，请你杀死我 Soft Candy Blue Iris软糖鸢尾蓝Western Fantasy653k WordsOngoing "Miss Witch, I hate you." "Why?" "When I was little, you killed all my family. I remember your horns, and I remember your eyes. I hate you. I hate every witch like you. You're all mad." "But now you're a witch too. You're one of us." "I hate myself too, but you won't let me kill myself." "You're very obedient." Funis took the red-eyed witch's hand and guided it to her own throat. "So I beg you..." "Please kill me..." Gender-Bending, Yandere, Steampunk, Eldritch Power Progression 0Tickets3.5MClicks34kFavorites

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   Triggering issues: misleading readers with false labels, unfinished updates, false promises, and plot problems. This book was once a top-tier work in the yuri (lesbian) genre, with commendable plot development, well-rounded and insightful characters, and a reasonable progression of plot conflicts. It was initially seen as a rising star in the yuri genre, but unexpectedly, it ended up becoming a universally despised and monstrous work. In the early stages of the book's development, the author consistently refused to address readers' questions about the romance plot, using deceptive labels to simultaneously attract readers of both pure romance and harem novels. The author repeatedly changed course, until the conflict became undeniable, leading to a sharp decline in sales due to backlash from both sides. Only then did the author decide to reveal the romance plot, deliberately keeping readers in suspense. However, by the time the true romance was revealed, the plot had already spiraled out of control, resulting in significant inconsistencies and the loss of substantial screen time. The author has repeatedly stopped updating the book, showing no responsibility for what they have written and deceiving readers into accepting their rights.

3. 3 神 The Tragic Theater of Miss God 神明小姐的悲剧剧场 Gothic Other Shore哥特式彼岸Western Fantasy876k WordsOngoing Chi Qi readily agreed to help the goddess of the Tragedy Theater complete her stories so she could recover her memories. Chi Qi would play the protagonist in every story, while the goddess would naturally be the heroine. Strangely enough, she turned into a girl every time. Even more surprising, the goddess in the stories seemed to be a little unhinged! In the Tragedy Theater "If you finish the story, you'll get your memories back. Don't you want to know what happened to you?" the goddess said w 0Tickets285.7kClicks3.2kFavorites

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   Triggers: Yuri (lesbian romance) + Male-centric content + Unconventional author

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