Honkai Full of Salted Fish

Li Ling: I'm a Guangdoorian, and my job is as a leak investigator. I love eating fragrant bananas and Fujianese people. I have all kinds of hobbies. I often go to the Dreamland of New Hinomaru to watch Van and Muji perform.

Interrogator: Recite a poem about Muji.

"Muji's ghostly steps still haunt this day, while Van follows Fa's song into my dreams."

Interrogator: ???

I'm the only crooked uploader in the whole world.

Also, (I'm the author, Xiao Qi. Lianlian is just a fake. Hmph!)

Group owner: What even am I?