My Phone Turned Into a Monster?!

A book for when you have nothing to do, just to watch the author ramble.

Old women from the East bully me because I'm old and weak, taking turns doing... things with me...

Ahem, a wildly unserious story fueled by random ideas. I'll write whatever comes to mind. Not many people read it anyway, so I'll take my time coming up with a proper plot when the need arises...