When It Sucks
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 34k Words
- Genre
- Mystery
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Stats
All-time: Clicks, Favorites, Likes.
28Chapters
1.6MClicks
2.3kFavorites
8.6Score
2.2kLikes
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It truly is the number one horror novel in science fiction... I've read it from various sources for 45 years.
Oh my god... I reread this legendary SF novel from back in the day, and the author actually remembered my account password!! (By the way, the humble date below is me QAQ)
I can't remember my account, and the story I started before seems to have had a cover issue and was taken down, so I had to start a new story with a different account: "The Forgotten World's Number One Vampire".
Some random thoughts
I was supposed to be studying all night, but I impulsively logged onto SF (a Chinese online forum) and saw that *The Vampire Diaries* had been updated, and I even saw the author's complaints. Now I can't concentrate on studying tonight. I finally understand why a book that was once so good has become like this. I started following it in the summer of 2010. Back then, a book called *The World's Number One Vampire* caught my eye (I had a strong interest in the vampire genre), and it updated daily, so I couldn't resist reading it. The first chapter was incredibly captivating: the useless vampire Claude, the arrogant and cunning fiancée Black Princess, the cat-eared maid Nana...
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That year I was in my final year of junior high. Every day I had to do tons of homework. The only things that brought me joy were my friends, music, and your novels. Gradually, you became a god-like figure in my heart. Finally, I discovered QQ groups and joined. I was indeed aimless, not knowing what to do, just chatting and joking... But one day you appeared. I was both surprised and happy. Not long after, you said you'd release a blonde character. I was really looking forward to it then... In the second semester of my final year, I ran away from home. I couldn't stand this monotonous routine of studying anymore. I went to internet cafes, spending all my time playing games and chatting with my group members. And so...
Officer, may I return this to you?
Oh my, I found a ticket here! = =, Lucky~, yeah, this novel's journey has been quite bumpy, it's really not easy. I was just a casual reader of cute wolf novels when I stumbled upon this adorable one. It had around 500,000 words, but it was very short, finishing in one go. After that, I'd only read it after each chapter was finished, so I didn't come back often. Then, then, cute wolf ended... Well, professional writers make a living this way, it's good enough if non-professionals can even keep going. Daily updates... Let's not even consider the quality, are you sure it won't affect your normal life? Even just reading it, let alone writing it, probably doesn't give you much time. Thinking about all the books I had in college, A Certain Magical Index, Steel Shell, etc...
Free To Write
When I started this project, I didn't think too much about it. I just wanted to create a black-haired, straight-haired girl in black stockings that I could masturbate to. I didn't have an artist, so I could only describe her through words. Unexpectedly, the first day's update got over 10,000 views. Over the years, the version has been revised more than a dozen times. I vaguely remember the initial version was a very naive version with a cute little sister moaning during sex. Now, when I occasionally look at the current version, I feel the urge to revise it again. "When It Sucks," originally titled "The World's Number One Vampire," although the reason for that name was...
Ah! A zombie has risen from the dead.
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What's your new ID, author?