Turning into Danya, I Don't Want to Be Conquered

Synopsis

My name is Lin Chen. I'm a straight-up manly man, and after pulling an all-nighter playing Wuthering Waves, I called Danya "wifey." The next morning, I woke up as her.

Pink twin tails, a beauty mark beneath my eye, ten centimeters shorter, and a chilly breeze beneath my skirt. Even worse, every guy at this "Mingchao Academy" has the filter of a dating-game protagonist: my gentle deskmate slips chocolates into my drawer every day, the scheming class rep draws hearts on my test papers, the sunny sports rep helps me carry books until the whole class starts teasing us, and the school bully, Gu Yan, is something else entirely. He picked up the pink headband I'd thrown away, washed it, and tied it around my head. His ears turned bright red as he snapped, "I'm just filling in as your big brother. Got a problem with that?"

You bet I do.

There's even a System panel hovering over my head, and the affection meters keep climbing. Hit one hundred, and it triggers a "forced marriage proposal." There are forty-seven conquerable targets in the school, and I'm only at 3 percent. And to make things worse, the original owner's phone has a man saved as "Fiance": the chairman, Bai Ya. Silver hair, red eyes. He sat right beside me at the parents' meeting and immediately said, "She's lactose intolerant" and "Her waist measurement has been altered."

Clutching my skirt, I screamed, "You're pursuing the wrong person! I'm still a man on the inside, for crying out loud!"

Then one day, four boys cornered me in the fitting room to take my wedding dress measurements, and the System popped up:

[Hidden Quest] Get confessed to by the entire school at once to unlock the "Turn Back into a Man" item.

I stared at that 47 and fell into deep thought.

Maybe... I could confess to the stray dog by the school gate and make up the numbers?