Whoa! How Did I Get Reincarnated as a Girl?

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[Light Novel Style] [Slice of Life] [First Person] [Reborn] [Gender Swap x2] [Dual Protagonists] [Extremely Slow Burn]

I was a useless, gloomy 21-year-old college student who almost never left home. One ordinary afternoon, I had a tiny little accident, but when I opened my eyes again, I was in a delivery room!

I accepted the fact that I had been given a new life pretty quickly, but hey, something's gone wrong with my gender!

Where'd my little guy go? Where did the little guy who'd been with me for over twenty years disappear to? We'd had such good times together!

And then, not long after, I got a real little brother as an extra bonus.

There's just one tiny problem: she doesn't seem quite normal either...

At least in this new life, I can't go on living like a gloomy, peripheral NPC. I'm going to experience everything I missed out on before!

That was what I thought at first, but things have ended up going way too far off track.

This family is a whole gathering of weirdos!

A delinquent little sister, a gluttonous mom, an aunt who can't be bothered to do anything, a dad who just watches the show, and me, desperately keeping the family afloat.

I mean, what do you call it when my older sister is attacking a private car, my dad is watching from the sidelines, and my little sister is scamming kids in her grade?

What kind of ridiculous mess is this?!

Anyway, what kind of strange story will this real-boy older sister and fake-boy little brother end up making together?