The Assassination Failed, and I Became the Sickly Young Lady's Maid

"Miss, allow me to report: I have recruited some precious talent for the manor."

Looking at the line of people standing before her, including a temple saintess, a vampire progenitor, a kingdom's most-wanted criminal, and a genius summoner...

Selena drew a deep breath. She nearly crushed the teacup in her hand. "Xia... I only asked you to recruit a few maids."

"Exactly, I did recruit them for you. Every one of them has a special skill," Xia said, looking perfectly untroubled.

Selena's red eyes gradually grew dim. "Then what does it mean that every single one of them is clinging to you?"

Xia: "Uh, I have no idea. Maybe... we're just close?" (looks away)

After an unexpected, bizarre kidnapping, Xia remembered her past life as a modern-day macho man.

The good news: She has a System that copies other people's skills based on their affection for her, and she's a master at being a harem protagonist.

The bad news: This place is the setting of a dark RPG she played in her previous life, and it's not quite what she expected.

The even worse news: It was a trash game, so she only played halfway through. She learned the rest of the plot by watching "Let's Play the Whole Thing in One Sitting" videos.

The really, really, really bad news: The young lady she serves isn't just her assassination target, she's also the final boss who will go on to become corrupted and destroy the world!

To avoid the world's destruction, Xia gritted her teeth and went all in!

But...

"What happened to our pure master-and-servant relationship? Why are you climbing into my bed in the middle of the night, Miss?!"

"And why are all of you crowding in here? There's not enough room for everyone!!"