Agent, Do You Really Think You Can Just Get Away?

[Gender Bender, Adventure, No Poison, Half-Life Series Setting]

Lots of people might want to become a cute, soft nine-year-old girl, but becoming one and then adventuring through the apocalypse with a bunch of freaks is another matter entirely.

By: Unfortunate Protagonist.

Former National Guard member Li Nanke had a tragic life. Born with a 24-karat golden spoon in his mouth, he lost everything in the Portal Storm. After twenty years of surviving in the wilderness, he was not only conscripted by the National Guard, but also met "that man," who wielded the Holy Sword of Physics.

But with the enthusiastic help of a mysterious man in a suit, he got another chance.

Struggle through the apocalypse for twenty years, then die and return to before the disaster? Great!

Keep his memories and prepare in advance? Even better!

Wait, wait! How did I turn into a soft, adorable little fluffball too? I'm supposed to use this body to protect girls my own size in the apocalypse and fight the United Empire invading Earth? What kind of joke is this?

These little arms and legs are fine for looking cute, but not for surviving an apocalyptic adventure! And what kind of freaks are these people? A juvenile version of Doctor Octopus; an athletic battle maniac who's obsessed with alien monsters; a raving lunatic who explodes if you poke them... There are so many immortals, just like in the old poem!

Forget it. I'll use my get-out-of-here trick, rely on my fortune to find somewhere to hide, and live out my life. What do I care about the world's future? Wait, why can't I shake off the people I'm supposed to protect? Why do I see hearts in your eyes when you look at me? We're all girls... What do you mean, you're all my wings?!