Take a Deep Breath, Immortal Maiden. A Shattered Dao Heart and Dizziness Are Perfectly Normal

"Disciple, remember this: there are no normal people left in the cultivation world. The lofty goddesses of today's great orthodox sects are nothing but evil cultivators cloaked in saintly robes."

"Mm-hmm."

Lin Wu listened solemnly and took notes.

"The Ice Fairy of Kunlun Snow Lotus Sect may seem above worldly concerns, but she actually sucks people's blood to temper her icy skin and jade bones."

"The Daoist maiden of the Yaoguang Holy Land is known for planting demonic seeds in people's Dao hearts. She's good at getting pregnant and tricking you into becoming a dad."

"The most dangerous are the female sword immortals of Lingxiao Sword Pavilion. They claim they want to sever all emotion and desire, but all they think about is how to use your 'sword' to forge their own."

Lin Wu made a note of every danger posed by the various immortals.

"Got it all down? Now you can go down the mountain and slaughter them!"

"???"

Lin Wu was utterly baffled, but she had complete faith in her master's teachings.

After all, her master was a top-tier star among the immortals of the Myriad Generations Immortal Alliance, and the greatest temptress in the world!

(Harem with multiple female leads, all of them end up together. The author has also completed the short, polished novel: "The Victim Lies Flat, Yet Somehow Kills the Golden-Haired Proud Phoenix?!")