Turns Out They Were All My Roommates in Past Lives

Who could have imagined that the "last dorm outing" for Room 203 would take place in ancient times?!

After waking up, I found myself reborn in the womb as the Qian family's legitimate second son, living a dull life of fine clothes, rich food, and three wives and four concubines (not really).

Just as I thought I was doomed to be "alone" under the oppression of feudal ethics, I discovered that...

The gorgeous concubine, Madam Wei, who loved to act cute and cling to me, and whose legs went weak and trembled whenever I came near, was actually my vulgar-mouthed, stay-at-home roommate, Fourth!

And the family matriarch, my mother Madam Yan, who forced me to drink tonics every day and had a gaze sharper than a school disciplinarian's, was none other than the dorm's preachiest muscle-bound hunk, Big Brother!

Even... the icy principal wife, Madam Wang, who always wore a stern expression, sported a big belly, arranged bedchamber maids for me, and talked endlessly about the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, was actually our top student, Third!

Good news: My brothers are all still here, and we're still together.

Bad news: Isn't this way of being "together" a bit too much?!

Facing Big Brother's beatings disguised as "motherly love," Third's brainwashing with "proper ethics," and Fourth's hopelessly "born-to-seduce" charms...

As the only "normal" man in the dorm, I have to keep our family secret identity from falling apart at any moment, while also blundering my way into an unorthodox path through ancient business rivalries and household intrigue!