Looking at his own chubby little paws, Luo Xiaobai could have cried.
Only after awakening his memories did he learn that this world was actually one enormous xianxia novel, and he was nothing but a cannon-fodder little fox who got kicked to death by a monster beast in the opening chapter.
His cultivation was weak, his bloodline impure, and aside from being tasty, he was good for nothing.
Surviving was so difficult. Luckily, the world still had a legendary, heaven-appointed protagonist: a little green snake.
Putting his wits to work, Luo Xiaobai decided to find the snake and mooch off its luck.
But he never found the protagonist. Instead, he picked up a beautiful, aloof green snake as his big sister. Calling her "Sister Qinglin" in his soft little voice, he could throw his weight around under the snake's protection and mooch food and drink to his heart's content~
She even said she'd help him find the protagonist, and that all he had to do was lie flat and let her handle things.
How wonderful!
Until one day, Luo Xiaobai remembered what he was supposed to be doing and realized that something wasn't quite right.
Wasn't he supposed to look for the protagonist with Sister Qinglin, become friends with them, and mooch a little luck?
How had they ended up releasing the ultimate boss? And was it really okay to capture the protagonist's master and partner?
He's just a well-behaved, adorable little fox.
"Of course it's fine. Xiaobai, think about it. If you don't release the monster and capture all the protagonist's loved ones, how are you going to force them to show up?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Sister Green Snake, whose manner had grown ever more gentle and tender with time, leaned closer.