Want to Be a Househusband? Did You Ask Them First?

I couldn't stand the twisted possessiveness of the yandere big sister who raised me, so I ran away and met the woman who is now my wife.

I used to be a warrior in an apocalypse overrun by monsters, where "my long spear danced like a blood-red dragon, leaving nothing but corpses in its wake." But now, all I want is to be an ordinary househusband.

My wife and I have a great relationship, but she's not interested in that sort of thing. Just when I was at a loss for how to vent all this pent-up energy...

A blonde delinquent girl harasses me: "If you don't cheat, why get married? People get married for the thrill of cheating."

My wife's best friend pleads with me: "Triangles are stable. I'm not here to break up your family. I'm here to join your marriage."

A bratty little girl trying to force me to eat a white-stocking ice cream threatens me viciously: "You little fish, you don't want your wife finding out you got in the young lady's car, do you? Hmm... What should I do? My shoes and socks are a little dirty~"

I finally managed to flee to the auntie who said she'd protect me, only to discover that you're a total gap moe too???

I ran off again, and then ran into a cute, expressionless young lady and a little fox who was trying to get revenge on me...

Please, just leave me alone...

I'm already married!